#dove longbottom

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rahim: i owe you my life.

dove: no thanks. i’ve seen it, and i’m not impressed.

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olive: dove, can you do something for me?

dove: i would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my dna at the scene, and take the blame for the crime.

olive: great. can you do the dishes for me?

dove: no.

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Leon [ polyjuicing as Lily ]: I heard that Leon Fairfax has an 8-pack. That Leon Fairfax is shredded.

Dove: Leon Fairfax is a punk bitch.

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[boardgame night with the longbottoms]

jesse: you know what, you might want to borrow this. it's a white flag, and you better start waving it now, dove!

dove: the only thing i'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

jesse: ...good lord.

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dove: i don't always understand albus's texts. he's says they're at the safehouse and it's "allz good", allz with a z. then a box with a question mark. another box with a question mark. another box with a question mark. another box with a question mark. another box with a question mark. and yet another box with a question mark. then a box with a question mark. what does that mean?

olive: it means you don't have emojis on your phone.

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dove: i think i'm getting better at this. i didn't even stab him.

jesse: and we are so proud of you. no-stabbing wednesdays. new tradition.

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Dove: Dad, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Neville: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Dove: …Ginny, how do I–

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Neville: Name a way to be nice to others.

Dove: Don’t kill them.

Neville: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.