#olive notes

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hats don’t fit me for shit and it COULD be because I have super thick hair but also maybe. i am dib membrane

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psa for anyone who shops at walmart…we almost died today…

someone put a banana peel under our tire. if we had not noticed, we would have been flipped and exploded like in plumber car race 😔 stay safe everyone……………………..

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got little to no bitches and im completely fine

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alternate universe where everything is the same except strawberry shortcake doesn’t exist and is replaced with raspberry tallcake. what changes?

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last night I had an argument with my mother about whether or not jimmy neutron (boy genius) had red hair. my brother jumped in and tried to convince her that jimmy neutron (boy genius) was blonde. as any jimmy neutron (boy genius) fan would know, jimmy neutron (boy genius) is in fact not blonde and does not have red hair; jimmy neutron (boy genius) is

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i love trucks with fangs

vamptires

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april fools, you say, as if my foolery is to be limited by the month of april.

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holy water only works on devils because their molecular structure cannot handle. the holes.