I really enjoy reading your Looney Tunes headcanons! If you don't mind me asking, do you have any headcanons for the earlier Looney Tunes? (i.e. the Harman-Ising, pre-Porky Pig toons)
Off the top of my head I can tell you what I headcanon they’re doing now.
I haven’t looked them all up, so there may well be Toons missing.
Bosko + Honey - run there own restaurant called ‘Bosko’s’. They’ve run it since late 30′s and it’s now one of the most successful business’s in Toontown.
They got married [officially] in 1948 and invited a small selection of friends, among them Porky Pig.
Bosko is fairly easy-going [unless you flirt with or upset his wife, in which case all bets are off] and friendly and personable. In the restaurant he is the chef, being able to cook exceptionally well.
Honey is, likewise, friendly and personable and enjoys talking to people a lot. In the restaurant she is the one who ticks the guests off the guestlist when they arrive and tells the waitresses and waiters to take them to their table. [The official title of this role eludes me]
Foxy and Roxy - work as a waiter and a waitress respectively in ‘Bosko’s’. They got married in 1952 after a long courtship. Once again, Porky attended. Being, as they were, expy’s of Mickey and Minnie Mouse, they do there absolute best to stay away from them at all times. They are avid Disney-Haters and dislike anything and everything the company does almost on principle. This DOES NOT however, stop them being polite and friendly to the Disney Toons that go to Bosko’s as they recognise that being rude to paying customers is not the way to create a successful business. [Or keep there own jobs within said company]
Foxy - a jokester, fun-loving, very good actor. capable of taking on any role. Devoted to Roxy.
Roxy - Still joking and fun-loving, but noticeably more sensible than her husband. She is, likewise, devoted to Foxy but will tick him off [I.E. tell him off] if she feels he’s being to silly. She is a clever actress, particularly good at imitations. She also has a very good memory for names, faces and mannerisms, which comes in useful at the restaurant.
Oliver Owl - after his last appearance [Plane Dippy] retired from acting to become a mechanic in his own business. [I.E. he used part of his pay check to set up the business, then hired someone else to oversee the running of it, as he couldn’t be bothered, and just worked on the mechanic side. His say-so is needed on things like bills, firing people and the like]
The mechanic business failed in early 1960′s. Since then Oliver has pottered around the world [Toontown World, not human world] visiting various countries. He particularly likes Australia [now the toons are allowed to GO to Australia] and regularly spends months there at a time.
Out of all of the older toons, Porky is closest to Oliver. This puzzles most of the LT’s, as Oliver is a notorious slacker, a bit tight with money and always upbeat and jolly. In other words, he’s as different from Porky as chalk and cheese.
