Izzy Hands is a victim of his own success. Â And not just in his construction of Blackbeard, which we'll get to... later. Â Probably in another post. Â But he's a victim of his own success in that he has created his own persona and nobody ever takes him for anything but surface value. Â
Izzy's created himself as a capable, suave, smart individual who can handle anything that comes at him. Â And, in a general sense, it's true. Â He's helped Edward Teach create the Blackbeard myth, he's an obviously talented fencer and fighter, and he's reasonably (more in a minute) sure of his place in the world and what his responsibilities are.
Izzy's place in the world is just, "Blackbeard." Â I mean, yes, you could expand that to "Blackbeard's right arm," because Izzy is Blackbeard's first mate, given that position by Blackbeard himself. Â But I'd make the argument that it wasn't really because Izzy did anything exceptional; it's because Izzy was there, he helped construct Blackbeard, of course it makes sense that the next step would be making him first mate to help keep Blackbeard shored up.
And being first mate comes with a certain set of duties, like keeping the crew in line, basically being the captain when the captain isn't around. Â And as long as he's doing it in Blackbeard's name, there's not that much required out of him; the fear of Blackbeard does most of the job for him, and he can fill in the rest. Â And the crewmembers like Ivan and Fang (I love Fang so much) have probably figured this out. Â I mean, they have zero respect for Izzy; consider the sketching in "The Best Revenge Is Dressing Well". Â Wee John comes in and tells Lucius and Fang that "the boss" is back, and Fang literally shits himself thinking Blackbeard is back and hurries to get up, but John tells him, "it's just that angry fecker, Izzy" and the INSTANT reaction is laughter and "let him look." Â And then he proceeds to spill the tea to Lucius about Izzy's misadventures at sea, which was meant only to humiliate Izzy.
Which brings us to the Revenge crew.
Absolutely none of them have respect for Izzy. Â You'd think they would, because of who he purports to be (Blackbeard's First Mate), but their first experience with Izzy is... they run rings around him and Stede steals back one of their prisoners. Â Given what we know about the crew's opinion of Stede at that point, if Izzy can be beaten by Stede, why would they have any respect for Izzy? Â And then he shows up on the Revenge and Blackbeard "takes" the ship, but it's not like any other ship they've encountered. Â
They don't know how to be invaded, they don't know how to be prisoners, and Edward is totally enthralled with everybody and everything, including being ass over teakettle for Stede Bonnet. Â There is no fear of Edward or of Blackbeard--only respect, and only for Edward. Â Izzy gets dragged along, yes, but he's such a fish out of water. Â He has no idea how to actually handle people; even Ivan and Fang ultimately agree to mutiny against him. Â Lucius blackmails him--and let's marvel at that for a moment. Â *Lucius* blackmails Izzy. Â And not only does he blackmail Izzy in a beautifully benign way--"It'd be a shame if your nickname got out, Dizzy Izzy"--but he also shows Izzy that he is out of his depths. Â Izzy tries to blackmail in return, with Lucius' sexual history, and Lucius basically defangs him. Â He proves that Izzy really doesn't know how to manage people outside of fear, and that sets him back. Â
Then, we have the heartbreaking moment of Izzy and Fang and Ivan in "The Art of Fuckery." Â not just the opening monologue, but the moment of, "I guess we're not killing this guy" and Izzy's determination of, "The plan is very much alive. He promised me." Â That's not the voice of a man who is happy, but of a man who is expecting disappointment. Â He knows he's going to have to be the one to kill Stede Bonnet, and he's going to have to be the bad guy, again, and push Edward into something Edward doesn't want to do. Â Izzy doesn't care that it'd break Edward's heart, or possibly break Edward himself, he just wants Stede and these other idiots gone and be back with the real Blackbeard.
But there's also like, maybe 1% of Izzy that is... well, not rancid. Â He has actual feelings; Con O'Neill is utterly brilliant at using his face to show what Izzy is feeling, even when his mouth is saying something different. Â He's chastising himself when he lets Stede get away with one of the hostages; he's petulant when he whines "Can't I just send the boys, Ed?" and Edward insists that Izzy do it to make a good impression on the "Gentleman Pirate." Â Somewhere under all the bullshit that Izzy has constructed for himself, there's a person. Â
And that person has some kind of love for Edward. Â It's not healthy, for either of them, it's not even spoken of, hell, maybe it doesn't even have a name outside of "weird" or "toxic." Â But he's capable of it, and the fact that nobody sees that is what makes me love Izzy the way I do. Â Nobody sees beyond this shell that Izzy built for himself--which is exactly the thing that's happening with Edward. Â Nobody sees beyond the shell that Edward has built for himself--except when he meets Stede. Â
Izzy doesn't have a Stede; in fact, if there were someone willing, I don't know that Izzy would even accept it. Â But I also think, of course he would if that someone was Edward. Â
My hope is that eventually, Stede and Edward break through with each other, and then Edward can look at Izzy and say, "Shit, man, I've been wrong to look at you like this. Â You're my friend, mate, and you need help."