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SMAU Link

Okay, so, this is my link list for all the sites I use to make my SMAUs.

Tweetgen. https://www.tweetgen.com/create/tweet.html

Fake Whatsapp (good for group chat) https://www.fakechatapp.com/

Fake Instagram https://generatestatus.com/fake-instagram-account-maker/

Another Fake Instagram (slightly better, IMO) https://thefakestatus.com/fake-instagram-post-maker/

Fake Tweet maker https://shashiirk.github.io/fake-tweet-generator/

Fake Details (has just about everything) https://fakedetail.com/fake-twitter-profile-gererator

Twitter Profile Maker: https://www.tweettoimage.com/fake-twitter-profile-generator (its a little fidgety)

Incoming calls .psd file https://drive.google.com/file/d/16mgqxSTRTBz9Kk7T96M-LYCNfiRU3GXE/view?usp=sharing

Newspaper Clipping Generator https://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

Magazine Covers, airline tickets, and miscellaneous https://www.canva.com/

Collage Maker (helpful for Insta posts with multiple pics): https://www.befunky.com/create/collage/

Menu Maker: https://edit.org/edit

Fake email generator: http://deadfake.com/

Behind the read-more is a graphical set of directions for posting images on AO3 so SMAUs can be easily posted there!

wakingfromthewater

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

I know y'all already know this.

If you're gonna wash clothes on a super cold day? wait until that night. Washing a load of laundry about 2, 2:30 in the AM helps keep a good amount of water flowing in your pipes and can help prevent bursting.

If you don't have nosy pets, make sure you open the cabinet doors under your sinks and let the heat in your house circulate around the pipes. If your laundry room has no vent (like mine does not) make sure you prop open the door so heat can get in there, too.

Do please leave a litttle trickle of water in your sinks. But if you're like me and have that reaction to weird sounds, fold up a dishcloth and tuck it right under the drip. It'll hit the cloth, be muffled, and flow down the drain all without that sound of water-on-sink-material all night. (Mine's a metal kitchen sink, oh my GOD the crazy-making sound of water on metal ALL NIGHT LONG.)

Every couple of hours or so? Flush your toilets. Up to get a drink? Flush. Gotta pee? Obviously flush. Up to get snacks? Flush time. Make it part of the routine, because the more water goes through your pipes, safer you'll be.

Don't use blankets to wrap your pipes. They'll just get wet, freeze, and make it worse. I've always found 2L bottles/gallon bottles/jugs and duct tape work for the outside spigots, hose hookups, whatever you want to call them. Those little foam doohickeys are nice, yes, but it never hurts to reinforce. Duct tape is your friend.

ed-edward-blackbeard

Become a supporter of Kelly today!

I've got some bills due (overdue) and they're already threatening to disconnect my electricity. $500 covers everything. I realize it's a long shot because I haven't been able to get on Tumblr lately, but please.

Become a supporter of Kelly today!

I've got some bills due (overdue) and they're already threatening to disconnect my electricity. $500 covers everything. I realize it's a long shot because I haven't been able to get on Tumblr lately, but please.

redbuddi

Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:

Ghosts

Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:

Jetpacks

Aliens

Instant Hypnosis

Machines that put you in the computer

Realistic hologram technology

Were-Cats

Meteors made of Gold

Self-Aware AI

Underground Egypt Cult

Cthulhu

Soul-Sucking Triangles

Transylvania, PA

Moon Resort

Magical Space Guardians

Transgender Potion

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Warlocks

Ghosts

ed-edward-blackbeard

imma jjust slide this here for y'all...

allthingswhumpyandangsty

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

gallifreyfieldsforever

chikkou

finally, it has appeared on my dash

dunkinmycloud

finally, when we least expected it.

kimpossibooty

Wasn’t expecting this

thesanityclause

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

wisegirl42

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

theleopardstalker

i couldn’t let that sink in because I would have to expect seeing it.

and-

and nobody-

and nobody expects-

1kit

*jumps into frame* “NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”

that-daughter-of-hephaestus

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @heritageposts

hiveswap

you are now the doctor in charge of treating your favourite character. what do you perscribe first

estrogen

testosterone

adderal

antidepressant

antipsychotic

antibiotics

Voting ended onOct 13, 2025

ed-edward-blackbeard

Edward Teach: ADDERALL. Enough to choke a buffalo. and then Xanax. And some antipsychotics. Ditto.

Izzy Hands: my sweet summer child, you are perfect as is. But you're choking down the Xanax if I have to shove it down your throat.

Stede Bonnet: TESTOSTERONE, BABY. and probably some antipsychotics thrown into the cocktail, just for good measure.

captainclickycat

I still harbour a lot of attachment to the idea that Ed and Stede would genuinely be a really irritating couple to hang around with in real life. The kind where like 75% of their conversations consist of goofy bits and weird esoteric in-jokes that they can never be bothered explaining to other people. They'd start laughing together mid-exchange about some random anecdote and if you asked them about it they'd respond like "oh yeah it was a thing... it's really funny... you kinda had to be there. Yeah no, you wouldn't get it" and just start giggling and ignoring you again. Their wedding ceremony lasts for several hours, is a delightful experience for them and an absolutely excruciating one for everyone else.

classichorrorblog

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

toptony

Rafael Barba appreciation ➩ 259/∞ | ep: Motherly Love

#rafael barba #raul esparza

gifsbysimplysonia

So, for the last few months (since October 28 2024), life has decided to dry-fuck me without lubricant.

It started with my aunt having a stress fracture in her leg, and she planted herself in a kitchen chair for a solid week and refused to move. She finally "fell" out of the chair (eased herself off the chair and onto the floor) got her to the ER, and once she was there, they found blood clots in her lungs.

They discharged her to a rehab facility, where the hospital noticed quarter-sized bedsores. At the rehab facility, let's just say, they did not properly care for my aunt, and the bedsores got gangrene. They also would not give her the correct medication, so she had ulcers in her esophagus and was vomiting up blood.

Long story short, my aunt ended up in a coma for months, a ventilator tube had to be replaced with a trach tube, and she hasn't walked since the 28th.

That left me to run two houses; I kept my house (me and my mother) going while cooking for my uncle, too, helping to occasionally do his laundry (he's driving 200 mi back and forth every day, so it's reasonable) and I was taking his two dogs out twice to three times a day. This was our routine until about... three weeks ago.

I broke my RIGHT ankle. The first time, I tore something, possibly my Achilles tendon. A week later, I was unloading groceries and the ankle collapsed on me. I strained a muscle in my chest and broke my ankle. I'm waiting on the referral to a foot/ankle specialist now, and I'm stuck back in the walking boot.

Plus, my older cat, Maggie, passed away while I was fighting with my sister, so that was fine, and? One my aunt and uncle's dogs--the boxer, Scout--had to be put down because she couldn't survive the surgery to fix her stomach because all the stomach was dead.

I'm a little bit overwhelmed right now. And I'm running on empty since oh, fucking JANUARY.

everything-but-the-not-natural

@help-help-i-need-an-adult we've got raspberries fresh off the press!

alexaloraetheris

My fave brand of Chocolate Guy's acts of Clowning on God is making fruit out of fruit. Not even chocolate, just straight up taking a fruit and using alchemy to make it into Fruit 2.0 as if to prove he's not playing god anymore, he's straight up commiting acts of primordial creation. Love that for him.

#fucking chocolate guy

lockoutkey

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

Get some help bbgs

minecraftphantomsmybeloved

In my weak defense I’m in a lot of smaller or old fandoms and you take what you get. Also i don’t usually use the exclude option and i love when the crack is treated seriously.