#omfffggg

[madmoizellevv]

I want to thank Yuta Nakamoto for fully waking me up this Monday morning in 0.01 seconds

[there-is-only-chaos]

They don't have the sauce!!!!!!

[starsmattersinpoetry]

You had me daydreaming about our kids a house that’s never known hate a life worth living You fed me the lines to keep my fire burning told me you would stay to protect me But that was too much for you, wasn’t it? You came through and set fire to the walls claiming I had it coming that you were just saving the world again You left me starving for the sweet taste of false promises our kids never stood a chance and our house was built out temporary love

Futures//kayla

[nasa-dude]

me: *loud sobbing*

person: what's wrong?

me: LARS Is oKaYY

[aspernamentum]

❝ why don’t you fucking take off your shirt if you’re such a fucking tough guy? ❞ (Nora to Molly lol)

this sounds like a diplo song // always accepting. literally always. 

     “Fuck, I love it when you boss me around.” She whips her shirt off and holds up her arms, tensing her biceps. Regularly getting into fist-fights and throwing herself around a stripper pole kept her arms toned enough. “I’m so tough. Check these baby’s out.” She was trying to make her arms dance in rhythm, something she’d never attempted before, and it showed by her completely and utterly failing to do so. “You think you’re tougher than me? A real tough guy wouldn’t be seen dead wearing pants, y’know.” 

[ask-badlydrawnnyoitaly]

UwU I made it ;)

Bsjfdsiisiw shoow me, link me omggggg

[novellaqueen]

OMFG......SHARP OBJECTS....FINALE....LITERALLY SHOOK

[darktwinteeko]

Meterstick Jim - The Sims 3: The funniest patch notes