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Michael: People want us to play truth or dare
Jack: (extremely drunk) tRUTH OR DARE!!
Jack: Geeeeoooooff, do you have a crush on someone in Achievement Hunter??
"Just got kicked out of the girls bathroom. I thought it was the guys bathroom. I was wrong..."
"Dad, you have got to hide me." Martin said in a hushed voice. "Mom just found my report card and she is so not pleased. Like... She's super mad. and like... don't let Aerin know, cause he's going to be a little shit about it too."
Okay. Okay. What would a good parent do? After some deliberation Jack came to the conclusion that they would probably not hide their child. Deep breath. Sound like a respectable adult. “What did you do this time?” Fucking nailed it.
"I DON'T EXIST, AND FOR A MAN OF MY CHARISMA THAT'S QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT"
"It's been over a week since I've gotten a kiss from my boyfriend and that's not okay."
"Today is my day off and god damn it if I'm not going to spend it out of my apartment for once. Later bitches."
"When you were sorted into Hogwarts or whatever." - Jack to Gavin
Baby Tooth would totally run interference for Jack so he could 'hang out' with Jamie. She thinks they're adorable together.
"Well alright, looks like I’ve got me a wing-gal. Think you can cover for me tomorrow? It’ll gimme enough time to find some Captain America briefs…"
