#omgcp jack

[eat-ants]

discussing kent parson’s sex life with some friends so i made this

[atlasthemayor]

NEW PIC OVER ON MY TWT

<<click here>> to go see it 👍

(or see it HERE under the cut) 👁️

tw for artistic nudity (pretty much just a pinup)

I'm gonna be doing way more stuff like this (or more saucy), so be sure to follow me there if you wanna see more!

[bittysfoodbaby]

i forgot i had these pictures of geese on my computer and the longer i look at it the more i realize this would be something out of jack's camera roll.

[aboxofscraps]

I reread Check Please

[halfabreath]

Since we’re focused on post NHL Jack, here’s my headcanon I’ve spent 80-120 fantasy hours on:

After retiring Jack starts a YouTube channel where he produces super high quality videos all revolving around the same theme: “Ex-NHL Player Attempts [insert sport here]” and eventually everyone just calls the channel Jack Attempts

Just, 40yo Jack Zimmermann playing baseball. Basketball. Cricket. Skateboarding. American vs. Canadian football. Synchronized swimming. Beach volleyball. Dressage.

Interviewing professional athletes and asking for their tips. Really trying to show the physical mechanics of a sport while giving athletes space to talk about the mental and emotional tools they use.

He plays with the First Nations Lacrosse Association, attempts to hit pitches from Olympic softball players, goes to Scotland to play on the oldest golf courses, learns an ice skating routine with Bitty (who insists he can’t wear hockey skates so sweet sweet Jack has to learn how to skate again but he DOES IT), bobsleds and surfs and pole vaults and tries anything and everything he can from actual professional athletes

And then, y’know, one day Holster (who’s found his way into the performing/musical world) mentions that Broadway performers are athletes who sing and Jack’s like challenge accepted

[sweetsummerchildchowder]

Jack and bitty in bed and jack touches his cold canadian feet against bitty. suddenly jack is single.

[fanartshmanart]

...no comment.

[canonicallyginger]

Jack and Holster have never hated each other, and they get along fine if they aren't playing a board game. It's just the type of friendship where they're quicker to shit talk each other because they DO have a lot of differences that get them into arguments, and it's easier to go over those than dig through all the precious memories buried in between. Also Holster finds it much funnier to overreact to Jack's chirping