#omnishambles

[chiknomnishambles]

happy days

sorry you keep you waiting!

[savythenillerwaffer]

Tola & Zib existing in each other's vicinity(Barely restrained rage & Mixed expression of conflicting feelings/impulses): ...

Me (Stupid gay): WHO PUT MURDER IN MY TOXIC YAOURI?!!?

[venusdelaube]

Thick of It DVD, yes you're jealous 🫶🏻

Yknow, I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous (actually I do, because I'm quite the shit stirrer sometimes), but I couldn't help the loud cry of joy that I let out when I picked it up from the mail.

I'm just so delighted to have it, along with a DVD player that works on my laptop! So yeah, Life is good, and I can listen to Peter Capaldi being as crass as he likes with a thick Scottish accent, and actually enjoy the British politic vulgar version of the office.

Btw, you guys fancy my Peter Capaldi heart sticker? Because I sure do. That shit's brilliant, keeps me motivated to keep the laptop opened.

[crow-in-snow]

Somebody take Canva away from me, or I’ll make the whole script

[nelc]

Grand Theft Tory

[jayblanc]

Reports are that the Conservative Whips office is currently under a quantum flux where those inside the office are in a superposition of having resigned and not having resigned at the same time.

A Government Minister responded by saying "Conservatives are normally required to believe two contradictory statements are true all the time, so this won't affect Government."

[mistressdickens]

Sign the Petition

We Need a General Election Now

Currently 4.3 times as many people have signed this than have a say over who the next prime minister is. People of the UK, and those governed by the UK, we HAVE to make our voices heard. We cannot continue with the present government. Please sign and share. Non UK friends, please share this as widely as we circulate information about your governments.

[solarlotus]

So, the UK has gone from chaos and no government to utterly batshit, currency melting government. It’s hard to put into words quite how bad the government now is, I don’t think anyone can remember such chaos. We now have a man who ruined our health service seen as the good option for chancellor (finance minister) and a prime minister who can’t open her mouth without causing the pound to fall.

We are all paying more already, this isn’t theoretical economic pain, it’s happening now and it’s scary, Truss will probably go but her party will probably not allow a general election before 2024 as they’d be wiped out, so we will get another hideous tory, not elected by the  public to wreak havoc. 

I thought Johnson was as bad as it got, but the tories can always get worse.