Another day, another clown!Connor photo - this time in what is clearly his bulking phase
oh boy is there bulk...
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Another day, another clown!Connor photo - this time in what is clearly his bulking phase
oh boy is there bulk...
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV Heated Rivalry | 1.01 "Rookies"
Genuinely never envied a man's body until I saw Connor Storrie.
90% butt yall! Holy shit he has a good butt!
Connor Storrie | Cultured Magazine
Quite a lot of people passing judgement on newly-famous actors while simultaneously paying Elon for a blue checkmark to give them more characters to rant.
"i like tcw anakin better than prequel anakin because he's more suave and charismatic" that's the problem!! that's ooc! he's not supposed to be suave and charismatic and the fact that he wasn't in the prequels isn't a problem that needs to be fixed! aotc anakin is an insanely mentally ill teenager talking to his crush for the first time and his swagless looks and cringefail personality are what captivates padme so!
Shane doesnt really believe ilya's been in love with him since they were 17 until he reveals that when the plane was going down and he was feverishly texting Shane, while he was begging something higher than himself for more time to love Shane properly, the image in his head after 12+ years of scenes he could conjure was a parking lot outside a rink in Saskatchewan, and a pretty, freckled boy telling him he shouldnt smoke there.
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
When Hollanov gets outed, Cliff Marleau is going to be so confused. He's gonna be thinking damn and here I thought Rozy was so whipped over Jane.
So he texts his buddy Rozanov and says hey I'm sending support to you and Hollander. Then a cheeky second text asking if Montreal Jane is fair game.
Hashtag Cliff is supportive, but has had too many hockey related concussions to be that smart/quick
Shane and Ilya struggle to fit in in queer spaces - mostly because Shane in particular struggles. It’s a challenge for them and Ilya worries that Shane is still uncomfortable with being out, but he’s fine about them being together in public. They go grocery shopping, get dinner, walk Anya all over, and Shane is always holding his hand and happily letting Ilya steal kisses.
Then it’s like: is it internalized homophobia and he just doesn’t like being around other gays? Not really. He doesn’t feel judgmental necessarily about the other people? But he definitely doesn’t Get It. If anything he kind of wishes that he was able to understand what about all of it brings them joy because they look so happy but it all makes him anxious to his fucking core. It makes him feel like he did at high school parties, completely off-beat and unable to follow what the social cues are.
Then Harris throws a pride bbq at his and Troy’s place and Shane is squirmy again, zoning in and out of a conversation that “they’re” in but really it’s just Ilya talking and Shane humming occasionally. Until Ilya nudges him away from the conversation and says “The lesbians are playing corn hole over there, why don’t you go try that?”
Shane wanders over, and somehow very quickly finds himself paired up with a woman wearing a backwards Centaurs cap and a pair of khaki shorts Shane swears he also owns. He blurts that thought out and across the grass another woman in Chacos and a Hawaiian shirt (he later finds out this is her wife) cups her hands around her mouth and yells “GAYYY” in a booming voice nearly identical to how he’s heard it in locker rooms for years. Except for once the boisterous hollering isn’t shoving Shane further into an invisible box, it’s inviting him into the joke. “I think my husband owns that shirt!” He shouts back and he gets a very familiar clap on the shoulder. It’s extremely jock-y and warm and approving.
By the end of the night Shane has several new friends from his hours viciously chirping these women over lawn games. He’s sweaty and grass stained and has like five new contacts in his phone and plans to go running with Anya later that week. Ilya is a little sunburnt and loose, full of sangria and hot dogs (“please don’t throw up in our car” Shane does have to pull over) and new gossip that he recounts to Shane as well as he can remember it the whole car ride home.
Ofc this is correct. Shane’s queer people are hockey lesbians. Ilya can keep his gay clubs etc. Shane is never happier than when discussing hockey with hockey lesbians.
I feel like Ilya with pajamas would go two ways
1) Ilya free balling with nothing protecting his hair or anything, having some bullshit excuse of
"No no Shane, I am Russian, we do not need clothes for sleep. We must be free, like grizzly bear. My curls will survive, I am natural beauty."
Or
2) He is the most high mantinence motherfucker there is
He has a full on, silk, fancy ass sleep set that he wears along with a dramatic as fuck fur or feather robe, a bonnet and an eye mask
"Shane, I must wear it all. I have beautiful curls, beautiful body, I cannot risk not having good sleep. I need beauty sleep or I will grow old and wrinkled like Scott Hunter, I will not be Scott Hunter"
he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls
I'm a firm believer that Cliff Marleau had to be told that Shane Hollander and Montreal Jane were the same person. I am of the belief that when the Fanmail video leaked, Cliff thought "oh, it must not have worked out with Montreal Jane but my boy bagged Shane fucking Hollander, so it's fine." He does think it's a little funny that both of the people Ilya's been seriously involved with are based in Montreal but he still doesn't put it together.
I'm a firm believer that Cliff Marleau had to be told that Shane Hollander and Montreal Jane were the same person. I am of the belief that when the Fanmail video leaked, Cliff thought "oh, it must not have worked out with Montreal Jane but my boy bagged Shane fucking Hollander, so it's fine." He does think it's a little funny that both of the people Ilya's been seriously involved with are based in Montreal but he still doesn't put it together.
"Love is Love", Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Scott Hunter [Hudson Williams, Connor Storrie, & Francois Arnaud from Heated Rivalry], digital art
Mar 2026
A redraw of a redraw of a redraw, with an edit and an overhaul, plus an added "C" for the other two captains and not just Ilya. Please don't look too closely at their feet, I really messed up the skates in this version (then tried to steal those parts from the original, and then messed them up even more so went back to the less messy mess). There was almost a plan to "paint" the inside of each locker in the colour of the applicable pride flag, but it would have been way too busy.
They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help
After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly
And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?
Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose
Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.