#on teeth

[annoyangle]

So you like teeth, yeah? You have a preference or does any mandible with the funny jaw bones do it for you?

[NARROWS EYE FOR A LONG HOT SECOND, STARTING TO RED SHIFT] . . . [SHAKES IT OFF] EH. I JUST THINK TEETH ARE HILARIOUS. HAVE YOU REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT TEETH? THEY'RE BONES IN YOUR MOUTH THAT STICK OUT FROM YOUR SKELETON, AREN'T COVERED IN ANY KIND OF PROTECTIVE MUSCLE OR SKIN, AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GRIND FOOD AGAINST THEM UNTIL IT'S MUSHY ENOUGH TO GO INTO YOUR DIGESTIVE ORGANS! SOMEHOW IT'S OKAY TO EXPOSE THESE BONES, BUT THE REST OF 'EM NEEDS TO BE WRAPPED UP IN PROTECTIVE GUNK AND NEVER GET TO GO FOR WALKS! YOU'D FREAK OUT IF YOU HAD BONES STICKING OUT OF YOU ANYWHERE ELSE, BUT TEETH? TOTALLY FINE! IT'S A WEIRD IDEA!!

[pipblunt]

*bangs hands on table* TEETH. SHARP TEETH.

[othellho]

Brian Barker, “A Story of Teeth”

[norfkid]

“They say you can never be too thin. You can never be too thin, or too rich. I say you can never have enough gaps."

mind the gap, by grigoriy dobrygin & willem dafoe

[calicocritter]

Peace Is Every Breath: A Practice for Our Busy Lives

[austentatious]

1. I only brush my teeth twice a day even if the commercials say to brush it thrice.