[austentatious]

06. April 2025

23:14

Manchmal denke ich mir, dass das Leben zum Kuchenessen ist.

[robertfagden]

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

[aggressionbread]

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cruzfucker]

[catchymemes]

[tessabennet]

Er: Junge,

Ich, ohne Ausbildung, ohne Auto, ohne Festanstellung, ohne eigene Praxis, mit Löchern in der Hose und Nase, mit lauter Musik und mit Freunden, die alle Drogen nehmen: 😶

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[homunculus-argument]

You ever have a random thought that's not intrusive, but somehow simultaneously so instinctive and so detached from your regular everyday life, that you vaguely figure it was probably just an ancestral spirit possessing you for a second?

I was baking an apple pie for fun, freehanding cardamom by vibes alone. And a thought pops into my head, must not be wasteful with them, spices are expensive. And I had to halt right there for a second. Why would I feel financial guilt about the amount of seasoning in homemade goods, when I spend money on far more frivolous shit every single day? My own weight in cinnamon would cost less than my rent.

Thank you for your concern, Maarit from the 1600s, but trust me, we're good. I can measure this cardamom with my heart and not the scale.

[brain-deadx0]

I woke up one morning very annoyed for like a good 15 seconds because I had to find my portuary that morning.

Took me a second to realize I don't know what that is so I probably didn't need it.

I ended up looking up the word and it was an old word for a portable breviary, which I also had to look up the meaning of, which is a "book containing the service for each day, to be recited by those in orders in the Roman Catholic Church."

It was a Tuesday morning and I am a trans atheist who hasn't been to church since I got kicked out of Sunday school at 3yo.

[tamekam]

How liberating it is to pursue wholeness instead of perfection

[theoptia]

Audre Lorde, from The Transformation of Silence into Language and Action

[einsliga]

[jung-koook]

he is actually the finest person I have ever laid my eyes on

[leztit]

you know when your boyfriend has a bit of a mental breakdown and disappears “on an exchange program” for months and you try to move on but he comes back and you realize you aren’t completely over him so you try again but he acts really weird and secretive and then he goes missing for real until your ex predicts that he’s going to return and he does come back except he’s been travelling through time and is now about 33 years older than you while you’re still a teenager so not only is there now a problematic age gap but your mother informs you that your boyfriend’s dad was actually your little brother who also went missing by travelling through time (at the fault of your love interest because of the paradox) so not only is your boyfriend old and traumatized but he’s also your nephew. happened to my friend Martha

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

at the end of the day, you kind just have to want to be saved

[academic-vampire]

𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔪𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔢𝔶𝔢

[skylark-234]

[icaseybaybee]