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♋️ • 27 • He/They Just a lil bee making their way in the world pfp by iconsynth

[ornithological]

took an absolutely ass photo of a herring gull and i'm crying over the inaturalist suggestions

[crazysodomite]

Just asking for trouble...

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[artfightdramaconfessions]

heads up/reminder: if your profile coding, profile banner, images in your profile bio, and/or images in your character's bio etc are from Imgur, consider changing them out or else users from the UK will see a big fat "this image is blocked" instead of whatever you actually want it to be

Host your images on alternatives such a ImgBB, Filegarden, ETC. Check comments on this post for more alternatives :)

[wetcatschwartzy]

laughing bc this is what a lot of profiles look like to us 😭

[sailatina3]

Very funny that the people who think bro/dude is not misgendering are the same people who think calling them "whiny" IS misgendering.

[sailatina3]

Same people who get mad when you gender them correctly btw

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

[homeboygirl]

okay

[mrsterlingeverything]

When i met u in the summer

[mrsterlingeverything]

[spiribia]

they made Big Challenges flat like a flounder in Hello Kitty Island Adventures

[pangur-and-grim]

things I’ve noticed in the UK:

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die

[pangur-and-grim]

ohhh okay! amendment: cars will actively try to kill you for being small and made of flesh, instead of cool and metal like them

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary