It Is If We Say It Is
Imagine, for a moment, the ensuing hilarity if Crowley and Aziraphale rewrote the Book of Life together:
Aziraphale would split music into two categories, classical and ‘bebop’.
Reversely, Crowley might entirely forget about novels when categorizing books.
Jane Austen would be a famous bank robber and novelist.
Crowley would make sure that all appliances and cars and such worked just because they are expected to.
Plants all over the world would live in fear.
Maybe they‘d even revise each other’s entries, Aziraphale sighing in resignation, Crowley grumbling and brooding.
What else does everybody think they would change, willingly or out of sheer incompetence?












