One Weird Goalie Stan

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[specificallybrad]

Legendary twitter post

Text: Linus Ullmark is really truly just Djungelskog with a mustache

[swaymarked]

bros looking Youthful and Joyous 🤣

[marchment]

Imagine letting a man who MIGHT be 5'8" get to you so bad

[nottodayjustin]

March 7th 2024 best hockey tweets(s) of the day

Theme is: Jeremy Swayman still wants that smoke (but Pasta doesn’t)

[f1vegas]

players have a bunch of teammates they're close to over the course of their careers but like. you only get one at the beginning. that one guy you're coming up with, called up with, who is bright and starry eyed and dumb with you. so when you tell your young gun stories over a barbecue years later when that guy is 2 divisions away or a career ahl-er or out of the game there is a part of you that is 21 eating chicken nuggets in your car together foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[swaymarks]

That pastrnak goal feels like it was two nights ago

[swaymarks]

🦈🤔🫵🚀🚀🚀

🤷‍♀️

[swaymarks]

🤔🤔🫵👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🦈🤔🤔

👍😏💃

[swaymarks]

🐀🌈😇

Sharika seems very concerned for sm reason.

Should I be concerned

[swaymarks]

Hi Emily! 🦈

Hello Charlie!

[stillfertile]

funniest thing you can do is have photos of celebrities/characters in your home/wallet replacing where youd usually see family

“oh is this framed picture of your… cousin?”

“oh no thats NHL star Boston Bruins goalie Jeremy Swayman. I kiss him everynight before I sleep”

[swaymarks]

@munch4march trust me your husband is very proud of you for the natty hatty.

[swaymarks]

I’ve got too much homework to be watchin this shit

[swaymarks]

32 shots in two periods that’s absolutely embarrassing

[swaymarks]

They pulled him in this trying time?

Jim I’m not too happy

[swaymarks]

Sick.

Sick and tired.

[swaymarks]

Guys kuraly is micced up on the Columbus broadcast what if I cried