#onedirectionjokes

[macheriemarry]

LOL

Me: Guess who I woke up with, this morning.

Friend: OMG! No way! Who?

Me: Harry Styles! It was so romantic.

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: You poster felt down

Me: Yup.

[melaniemml]

Ugh, I can't Hendall you, I need my inHaylor.

*slaps knee*

[jadeeatsworld]

ONE DIRECTION JOKE

so i heard the members of One Direction dongs are so small that when they come together they make One D.

[emi-j-19-blog]

Imagine!!!!!! #onedirection #onedirectionpic #onedirectionpics #onedirectionpicture #onedirectionpictures #onedirectioninfection #onedirectionjoke #onedirectionjokes #1d #1dpic #1dliam #1dpics #1dzayn #1dharry #1dlouis #1dniall #1dfamily #1dpicture #1dpictures #directioner #directioners

[thotpockett69]

So my friend Zach posted this on facebook today. Came up with it himself. 

"One cool October night, an FBI agent drove through the forest on the outskirts of Boston. He arrived at a crime scene around 12 in the morning, the moon shining full on his black suit. The wet ground around the car soaked his penny loafers as he stepped out of his car and into the marsh where the bodies were found. A detective from the Massachusetts State Troopers arrived to meet him, "Agent Ferri

s, it is a pleasure to meet you," said the detective, the smile on his face ill-fitting his macabre work, "I am Detective Sutherland."

"A pleasure it is, Detective," said Agent Ferris, not wanting to seem rude, "I just wish it could've been under more pleasant circumstances." Detective Sutherland's smile seemed to fade as he could see that Agent Ferris was in no cheerful mood. "So, what have you got for me?" Ferris inquired, eager to get this investigation over with and return home to his wife. "Five bodies," said Sutherland, "All appear to be prominent members of the gay community across the pond in the UK, but that's not the strangest part. They all appear to have been shot by the same bullet, at the same time." Agent Ferris looked at Sutherland with disbelief, "Five British homosexuals, killed with one bullet?" Sutherland's expression alone confirmed Ferris' suspicions. "Well..." Ferris began, "looks like that bullet went..." Ferris paused, extracting sunglasses from his pocket and slipping them onto his eyes, "in One Direction."