That Bitch

I’m Sarah and nothing here matters

[strwbrrs-r-nice]

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

[mangonetics]

Which of my recent single use verification codes is the most fuckable?

245897

810719

142123

441686

104996

007078

339897

306093

001238

923002

Voting ended onNov 14, 2024

[razorvomit]

[sadclowncentral]

my (very white, very middle european, very protestant christian, very sixty-year old) father just dropped an inshallah in casual conversation. without precedent or without any acknowledgement. "inshallah they will send us a new internet router" he said. didn't even stutter. what did he mean by this.

[senorbouquet]

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

[scribefindegil]

being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."

[gallusrostromegalus]

Yes, this is stupid

It does work to disrupt unhelpful behavior

If it's Stupid but it works, its not stupid.

[beardedmrbean]

[moniquill]

Environmental storytelling

[shamebats]

For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

[shamebats]

For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[mens-rights-activia]

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

[ffcrazy15]

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.

[mens-rights-activia]

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

[ffcrazy15]

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.

[catchymemes]

[ooppo]

Without helping each other, get these percentages correctly balanced.

1%

99%

Voting ended onFeb 2, 2024

[ooppo]

Terrible job everyone

[ooppo]

We really aren't

[transplantedmate-deactivated202]

This is actually a really interesting illustration of how often people may think "I bet nobody else has done this, I'll be the 1% to balance" while underestimating how many other people thought the same.

And just to be clear: I don't mean that as sass. I like to think it means we're less alone and misunderstood than we are.

[ooppo]

I was interested in this, too! Right now, as it seems, it's about ~1/4 people who have this mindset for this particular poll.

[bammtoris]

Jeremy allen White looks exactly like that bird snoopy is friends with

[despazito]

You couldn't pay me

[despazito]

Someone in replies claiming there's a chance they know these people and that 2 of the housemates listed are the married couple (one being the quaker) who own the property and essentially run a rebranded boarding house. Incredible

[despazito]

It's like watching a car wreck...

[dicaeopolis]

they ask in the application form if you're disabled and if there's anyone who would notice if you suddenly went missing

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[somet-hingu-nique]

As someone who has had actual anti-cult training (or cult-awareness training as it’s called now), this hits every checkmark for a cult

[lotr-shitposts]

[pati79]

OMG

[silver-tongues-blog]

i lost it at jondor

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

GACKASS

[official-lucifers-child]

“it is a gif” oh it’s perfect

[pati79]

I went OMG again.

[seashells-and-bookshelves]

Listen Legoland