#onefailureofabutler

[onefailureofabutler]

So, Undertaker is blind without his glasses but he refuses to wear them because he wants to be a snowflake or whatever (horrible description of the lore I know) and in Book of Atlantis he stated that he no longer uses his eyes to see...

Now this is where this post gets dumb. I have this strange headcanon that he makes random bird noises and I said "what if that's how he echolocates"... he just makes these bird whistle noises and an extra tell for him if there's people around is if someone quietly says "what is he doing bro wtf"

I've had a long day don't expect and of this bullshit to make sense 🫩

[onefailureofabutler]

I am simply one failure of a butler.

Image from Pinterest, dividers by bbg4rlhelps and ariiadnes

Hey, I'm Astro. My pronouns are They/Them. It's nice to meet you. I'm a butler Grell fictionkin and I made this blog to gossip about her and about Black Butler in general. I also made this blog to vent.

Please be aware that I am 21 years old as of this post. Minors can interact with my blog but they cannot interact with any age-restricted posts I make or reblog.

Fandoms I'm in:

❤️ Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji

♠️ Twisted Wonderland

♦️ VOCALOID and Project Sekai

♣️ Genshin Impact

❤️ Cookie Run

♠️ Sky: Children of the Light

♦️ Invader Zim

♣️ Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Music I like:

❤️ Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA

♠️ Primadonna - MARINA

♦️ Homewrecker - MARINA

♣️ Teen Idle - MARINA

❤️ Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

♠️ Abracadabra - Lady Gaga

♦️ Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga

♣️ Judas - Lady Gaga

❤️ Nowhere to run - Stegosaurus Rex

♠️ Girl Hell 1999 - femtanyl

♦️ Dinner - femtanyl

♣️ Katamari - femtanyl

❤️ Lovesick, Cannibal! - femtanyl

♠️ Love Zombie - FEM&M

♦️ Genrefluid - FEM&M

♣️ Input Control - FEM&M

❤️ Animal Cannibal - Dyankal

♠️ Doll if Lapis - Isekaijoucho

♦️ Icarus's Heart - Isekaijoucho

♣️ Cendrillion - Whiteflame

❤️ 4Blood - Kira

♠️ Hook'd - Kira

♦️ Machine Gun - Kira

♣️ Monster - Kira

DNI List

Pro/Com/Dark/Antishippers, Blogs that post NSFW with no age restriction or warning, Maps, loli/shotacons, Necrophiles, people who call themselves irl cannibals or have a cannibal fetish, gore fetish blogs, yanderes/people who glorify obsessive love, Jirai blogs (it's fine if you're just Jirai-Kei, I'm talking about the problematic ones), sh/ed blogs, any blogs that romanticize racism, sexism, homo/transphobia or any other form of bigotry, people who identify as part of a cult

[onefailureofabutler]

My dad just fought with me because he swore up and down this plushie on a shelf was a tiger... it was in fact a cheetah. Not only are you making yourself look like a moron because you can't even remember that tigers have stripes and not spots but you also are making an absolute point of trying to correct a zoology nerd.

Like bro I already can tell you basically everything you could ever dream to know about tigers and you're trying to tell me I don't know my animals because you forgot they don't have spots...

This is actually the dumbest argument I've ever witnessed let alone been in man like come the fuck on.

[onefailureofabutler]

So I have yet to read the manga because I honestly was avoiding it since I got warned about the amount of character death as compared to the anime and I'm finally thinking of actually reading it but like... is it bad that I feel like the anime will always be my favorite purely for how cheesy it is 😭

Also when I found out like half the cast of the anime are anime exclusive characters I got kind of sad because I want more content of them- But at the same time the anime never got Othello and even though I haven't read the manga I've seen a lot of content with him and he's one of my favorite characters anyway...

And to the people who prefer the manga over the anime... don't jump me okay I just will miss how "campy" the anime is, as someone else on Tumblr put it.

[onefailureofabutler]

So, my life has been an absolute trainwreck lately and I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm still not over losing my cat and now my dad got seriously injured in a car wreck because some insane wreckless driver wound up T-Boning him at a stop sign.

He's pretty badly injured and is in so much pain that he can't stand it and he's been even more stubborn than usual. I honestly struggle to get along with him most of the time beca he acts like a bratty child when he doesn't get his way but it's been worse lately. I can't blame him because not only is he going through this but he doesn't have good pain tolerance so this is twice as hard on him as it would be on most people.

What's driving me over the edge though is that he had a kidn of severe reaction to naproxen sodium (it's an over the counter medication that's kinda similar to ibuprofen) which caused him an ulcer, he was using a double dose way too frequently which my mom heavily warned him against because even taking one pill frequently could mess with his heart medication. But he doesn't believe her for some fucking reason so one day he's like "look either you bring me the pill with some milk so it doesn't hurt my stomach again or I fucking get it myself"

Literally the only way she was able to stop him at that point was to tell him that she's not going to contribute to something that could kill him and she doesn't want to have to tell her child (me) why my dad is being taken to the emergency room because of the medication causing organ failure or whatever she said it would do.

My dad always loves to remind me how I'd die without him here to support me since my mom and I are both disabled and can't work, so why does it literally take this much effort to convince him not to do something that is likely to kill him over pain that will go away eventually?! I know it hurts really badly but... is it worth risking your life and thus your family?!?!

I just can't believe my dad sometimes. He says how much he cares about me and then he'll go and say "I don't believe you the medication won't kill me even though every medical website says it's a high chance, I'm just gonna take it and I'll SHOW YOU it won't hurt me!!" it's like he believes he's invincible or something?!?! I mean that doesn't sound completely out of the ordinary because my dad does struggle with delusions but... I mean come on 😭