I'm simply one failure of a butler...

pfp and banner from Pinterest | 21yo | Butler Grell fictionkin and overall Black Butler fandom blog... also my secret vent blog-

[onefailureofabutler]

I am simply one failure of a butler.

Image from Pinterest, dividers by bbg4rlhelps and ariiadnes

Hey, I'm Astro. My pronouns are They/Them. It's nice to meet you. I'm a butler Grell fictionkin and I made this blog to gossip about her and about Black Butler in general. I also made this blog to vent.

Please be aware that I am 21 years old as of this post. Minors can interact with my blog but they cannot interact with any age-restricted posts I make or reblog.

Fandoms I'm in:

❤️ Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji

♠️ Twisted Wonderland

♦️ VOCALOID and Project Sekai

♣️ Genshin Impact

❤️ Cookie Run

♠️ Sky: Children of the Light

♦️ Invader Zim

♣️ Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Music I like:

❤️ Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA

♠️ Primadonna - MARINA

♦️ Homewrecker - MARINA

♣️ Teen Idle - MARINA

❤️ Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

♠️ Abracadabra - Lady Gaga

♦️ Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga

♣️ Judas - Lady Gaga

❤️ Nowhere to run - Stegosaurus Rex

♠️ Girl Hell 1999 - femtanyl

♦️ Dinner - femtanyl

♣️ Katamari - femtanyl

❤️ Lovesick, Cannibal! - femtanyl

♠️ Love Zombie - FEM&M

♦️ Genrefluid - FEM&M

♣️ Input Control - FEM&M

❤️ Animal Cannibal - Dyankal

♠️ Doll if Lapis - Isekaijoucho

♦️ Icarus's Heart - Isekaijoucho

♣️ Cendrillion - Whiteflame

❤️ 4Blood - Kira

♠️ Hook'd - Kira

♦️ Machine Gun - Kira

♣️ Monster - Kira

DNI List

Pro/Com/Dark/Antishippers, Blogs that post NSFW with no age restriction or warning, Maps, loli/shotacons, Necrophiles, people who call themselves irl cannibals or have a cannibal fetish, gore fetish blogs, yanderes/people who glorify obsessive love, Jirai blogs (it's fine if you're just Jirai-Kei, I'm talking about the problematic ones), sh/ed blogs, any blogs that romanticize racism, sexism, homo/transphobia or any other form of bigotry, people who identify as part of a cult

[m0n4mn0mn0m]

Old Jamil fanart i made last year before my style changed,, sometimes i wish i stuck to this fairy tale style but im glad with what i have now

[casbwahahaha]

Can't find what I'm looking for but uhhh. Pirate Ciel

[killjoystrashcan]

You’re gonna have to pry this type of lighting out my cold dead hands

[milkwavess2]

cheer up bocchan :)

[casbwahahaha]

Moved my black butler stuff... I'm gonna decorate with stickers n pictures more but ykkkk. Plus I want to display the keychains properly but idk how yet. And I want to cover the boxes with paper but I can't find coloured paper. ANYWAY it's pretty

[onefailureofabutler]

I need all of this stuff NOW

[sleepyseass]

🐙💀 snarkboy and lavachud

[onefailureofabutler]

This is the first thing I saw after opening Tumblr... I'm not complaining.

[max-wanna-die]

I've been watching stupid videos of Europeans coming to America and being shocked by the food and heat, I am especially confused that they think the yellow school buses are a myth, but I think the worst one was a woman from Australia

She ordered Taco Bell, and she got an empty cup, and she looked so confused until she was told that she needed to fill it herself. And then she went to the fountain machine and pressed the button. Not hold it down, press it.

So I have to come to the conclusion that Australia doesn't have Taco Bells or fountain machines. I am even more scared of Australia now

[onefailureofabutler]

Isn't taco bell only a thing in the US or am I high as shit

[headmastermephistopheles]

Feral rook lives rent free in my brain. Art based on @lowerstart awesome fanfic of my favorite love maniac. She has a whole series for twisted wonderland please check them out!

[mmrboobs]

One hour study without any anatomy :)...

[nervelovesmuffinz]

ALTISIMA LEAF.

[pqrqde]

i cant keep up

[thisnoah]

That boy has birds in his pocket and I know it

[thisnoah]

Peace offering

[casbwahahaha]

Drawing request... Ciel giving Alois a flower :3

Cutiessss

Ciel did not want to look cute he hates me /j

I am running out of brain cells but I may draw a lil more..... Ty for the request :3

[onefailureofabutler]

THEY'RE SO SILLY >:O

[casbwahahaha]

[onefailureofabutler]

he looks so pretty dude omg

[casbwahahaha]

Thank youuuuu!! :3

[onefailureofabutler]

You're so welcome :D

[casbwahahaha]

Plans for today:

- shower + wash hair

- fix bed

- English class

- clean out the cat litter

- cardboard Ciel if I have time/energy

- cut my broken nail before any of this so it doesn't rip off and hurt

Edit: - vacuum

[onefailureofabutler]

Make the cardboard Ciel first then teach him how to do all of your chores for you. Just make sure you give him lots of breaks and cardboard Ciel food (what am I even saying).

[casbwahahaha]

My own cardboard butler Ciel... Perfection (I love this so much lmao) I'll make cardboard Ciel sweets for him in exchange for his hard work

[onefailureofabutler]

Yea this is the best possible idea. Sugar will keep him hyper enough to do all of your work. 😈

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]