fantasy casting OMGCP, using only hockey players (NHL & NWHL) part 2
Ollie- they play the same position, I think they look vaguely similar, and mostly, he is such a frat-boy looking human, you can't say that Mitch Marner doesn't look like he'd fit right in at Das Haus.
Wicks - Ollie's other half! He also plays wing. Another "he could pass as just Some Frat Boy" pick... meet Mikko Rantanen
Connor Whisk- I think I'm funny and that's the whole justification I have for picking Nathan MacKinnon to play Whiskey (yes I'm echoing the mackinnon/Crosby narrative with my casting SHHHHHH)
River Bullard - a THIRD smile-based pick... Andrei Svetchnikov (with a wig)
Lukas Landmann - they're both Young, I think they're both wingers (?) aND they're both blonde!! A win all the way around! Meet Kaapo Kakko!
Alexei "Tater" Mashkov - I'm not kidding when I say this is 100% based on their noses and camera/media personalities.... Evgeni Malkin!
Georgia "George" Martin - Sarah Nurse, who played the same position George did! Yes this is 99% of the reason I chose her. Also she does kind of look like George which is super cool
Kent Parson- okay yeah they do actually look kind of similar (so long as he doesn't have his beard), Gabriel Landeskog and Parse are both blonde wingers!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WE HAVE.....
Bad Bob Zimmermann- not only am I connecting my fantasy casting narratives YET AGAIN, I am also legitimately convinced they look alike. Also, unlike the man I cast for his son, Mario Lemieux's first language is actually French!
That concludes part two, but if you want, for some reason, to see me cast more people, drop character names into my DMs or asks and More Shall Occur!!













