You're wasting your life on Tumblr and Cosplay. And you decide "Hmm, I think I should call my bes fran and fangirl about RotG and Homestuck and Ponystep and Hetalia and every other fandom in the world. But then you realize it's 1A.M. in the morning. So then you reduce to waking up your father who has to get up in 4 hours anyways just to tell him you just re-watched RotG again. Then you walk back into your room after your dad throws one of the puppies at your face telling you to go to bed, stare in the mirror and realize "Holy shit I need a brother or sister to annoy."
I'm going to go smoke alone and probably sew a stuffed, lifesized person to tell all my probs to and watch RotG with. HIS NAME WILL BE BLAZIKI AND WE'LL BE BFFMFE. ((Bess Frann knows what that means. ;D ))