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Me, ages 1-12: I am aweeesommme Me, ages 12-17: oh no, I am not awesome Me, ages 17-TBD: am I awesome?

#OnlyBedObservations #self worth #believe in yourself #did not compute early on #awesome #overuse of word #semantic satiation #question reality #spoiler alert: you're mostly not awesome #except for to yo lahvahs #wesbian wuvers #or normal wuvers too #and this is probably a symptom of parenting as well #not saying they are to blame for all of society's woes but there's something going on obviously

I hate when I'm trying to reach something delicious behind vegetables in the fridge and they fall on me. Back off, Philistine, I want my Mac and Cheese.

#OnlyBedObservations #actually an infrontoffridgeobservation #I hate it when #vegetables #cheese #delicious #rabbit food

Guys, do y'all remember Lindsay Lohan’s music career?

#OnlyBedObservations #Lindsay Lohan #2000s pop #everybody wanted a piece #but #nobody rocks a mic like DuJour #DuJour!#over #teenage drama queen #confessions of a broken heart #rumors

Do drugs have calories?

#OnlyBedObservations #drugs #calories #calorie content #tw: if you're a big baby #is butter a carb?

The people at the Overlook Hotel should have just gotten one of their already vetted, totally not a psycho, normal person in-season workers to be the winter caretaker. But nobody asked me.

#OnlyBedObservations #the shining #not a psycho #all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy #it also makes you an unreliable employee #sir #redrum

i don’t get when people say “they’ll always be with me” after someone dies. sorry, they’ll probably be busy doing way cooler things than ghost following you to your dermatologist appointment, Debra.

#OnlyBedObservations #justshowerthoughts #just kidding #dead people #cool afterlife #post life party #the five stages of grief #one should be let them get on with their death stop whining #Michael Jackson

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