OnlyBedObservations

Different from shower thoughts, but just marginally.

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I Feel Very Uneasy.

My insides feel sucky. Like they are actually sucking at themselves and each other like snails. Squirming around searching for something. My muscles feel like clenching and the skin on my scalp is too tight. My toes are unhappy in their positions. My heart is a vacuum with a clogged up filter. This doesn’t feel urgent enough to be anxiety. It just doesn’t feel easy. Just being alive usually is. But not today. I think I'm just bored. And I didn't exercise at all today. I'm a sad voice of my generation.

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If there were ever a human people remake of chicken run: Rebel Wilson.

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Me, ages 1-12: I am aweeesommme Me, ages 12-17: oh no, I am not awesome Me, ages 17-TBD: am I awesome?

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I hate when I'm trying to reach something delicious behind vegetables in the fridge and they fall on me. Back off, Philistine, I want my Mac and Cheese.

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Guys, do y'all remember Lindsay Lohan’s music career?

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Do drugs have calories?

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The people at the Overlook Hotel should have just gotten one of their already vetted, totally not a psycho, normal person in-season workers to be the winter caretaker. But nobody asked me.

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Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

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i don’t get when people say “they’ll always be with me” after someone dies. sorry, they’ll probably be busy doing way cooler things than ghost following you to your dermatologist appointment, Debra.