#ontariosucks

[moderngranddaughter]

if you’re from Ontario talking about the place you grew up like it’s cute or obscure just TRY walking in MY SHOES (saskatchewan) you wouldn’t last a day BUSTER

[waterflea]

(W 27.05.2020):

'Cause Alberta doesn't suck

But Calgary does 😉💋

[skatestrophic]

$17 breakfast --- #vancity #ontariosucks #vacation #iLikeMyVancouverFamilymore #sorrynotsorry #itsalllove #granvilleisland #granvillemarket #hashtag (at Granville Island Public Market)

[sea-of-blood-red-roses]

Canada in a Nutshell

British Columbia is too hot and it takes forever to get anywhere. The only places more redneck than Alberta are Australia and Texas. Saskatchewan is flat and boring and nobody really notices it. Nobody knows Manitoba exists, and come on. Look at a map. Do you see Manitoba? No, your eye just passes right over it. The territories are vast and nobody lives there. It's just a huge glob of land. Ontario sucks, and its capital city is Toronto. Actually, the second part alone is enough. Quebec is full of dicks who think they can be their own country and everyone hates it. Everyone makes fun of Newfoundland and Labrador because the Newfies talk funny. New Brunswick is just... there. Nova Scotia is made up of two things. Polite drivers and parties. I'm not used to either. P.E.I. is small and houses about 3 families. I'm not even sure if you can fit an airplane on there. Maybe a canoe.

[sea-of-blood-red-roses]

Cause Albertaaaaa doesn't suck

But Calgary doessssss

[sea-of-blood-red-roses]

As my girlfriend put it, Ontario has a song that says how much it sucks (Ontario Sucks) and Alberta has a song about how awesome it is (Alberta-bound).

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