#oog quotes

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Cae: Isn’t that what having siblings is about? Tormenting them even if it means you suffer?

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Ori: I should see what my family’s classes would be if they played D&D. My mom would be a barbarian!

Mylis: My mom is not above human average… What would my mom be? A bitch?!

Ori: A barb–no

Mylis: A barbitch?!

Cae: That has a COMPLETELY different connotation! A bar-bitch?!

Ty: … I don’t think that’s what your mom is…

Mylis: NOOOOO. (my mom is a very nice lady and I love her! For the record!)

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Ori: I got [new giant D20] at the Ren Faire!

Mylis: At the Ren Faire? Where?!

Azu: It was one of the very last places we went to.

Mylis: Oh. Drunk.

Ori: Oh, yeah. You were gone.

Mylis: I wasn’t GONE.

Everyone: Yeah, you were.

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Ori: I had a co-worker-turned-friend come over to our house and she saw all my anime posters and she was like “you can never give me shit about Star Wars again.” I was like, “you’re right.”

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DM: My favorite [group of elements on the periodic table] is the salts. Because when you throw them in water, they explode!

Cae: You could say when you throw them in water… you get a-SALT-ed!

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Mylis: My favorite element is the element–

DM: –of surprise!!

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Ty: *talking about book series* Fantasy, somewhere between high fantasy and young adult, um… smidge smutty–

Cae: Smidge Smutty sounds like the name of a bard.

Ori: Man…! … It’s not too late to change…

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Azu: Kitten versus chicken!

Cae: Try saying that 5 times fast.

Azu: It’s a kitten my mom is going to be getting tomorrow to foster.

Cae: The chicken?

Azu: The kitten!