#oooooooooop

[adultgaywad]

oops I got the onion rings that make me fart toxic fumes while drunk last night & bday brunch w  the people I love is in 5 hours

[julienbakr]

[sweet-potatoq]

All the story questions! 💙 From your gremlin parent - beve 😈

beve !!! 💖💖💖 questions

If you could make one major story change, what change would you make? Why?

id make so many changes i cant- i guess i would give wwx a solid pillar to lean onto. someone to support and help him all the way without any regards of what the cultivation world would think of him from the start to finish. it doesnt necessarily have to be lwj, it could be nhs, jc or fuck even jzxuan!!! i dont know what would happen but i know that there would be a big significant change in the story.

Which character would you bring back to life?

now see here, my instinct tells me jyl BUT after thinking about it, id bring back nmj

for nmj, its solely because i think he would be a really strong fierce corpse like wn and wn can be his senior in that regard and show nmj the ropes of being a corpse. imagine wn showing nmj how to be calm and shit

"what do you want me to do?"

"h-hold the rabbit"

"and why do you want me to do that?"

"just hold the rabbit, chifeng-zun"

and then it finally clicks and nmj just spends the whole day at the back mountains with wn and the rabbits without worrying about anything

ALSO because nie brothers deserve happiness

(reason why i didnt want to pick jyl is because i want her to be in a 2-in-1 deal with jzxuan, sue me)

You can bring one character back to life, but you must pick someone else to die in their place. Would you do it? How would this affect the story?

id bring lan jades's mother back and kill off lan qiren.

NOW LISTEN TO ME, absolutely no hate on lqr but just IMAGINE how much DIFFERENT things would be??

first of all, mama lan ALIVE, lan zhan and lan huan are HAPPY KIDS, qingheng-jun is OUT and ABOUT because bruh his brother died, now he rEALLY has to face his responsibilities lest he make lxc the youngest sect leader ever.

id imagine lwj much more livelier and happy, getting along with wwx and the gang albeit still shy. lxc would be allowed to experience his childhood properly with his family around him, might even JOIN the lectures as a senior disciple.

mama lan, qingheng-jun and lxc would certainly be enough of a support for lwj to confess to wwx, get married to him and the like (after the war, of course)

if you want i could make whole new posts about the lan fam and nmj & wn aus ive got going kekek

[qualitystart]

Still thinking about how when Anders scored in the St. Louis game the blues account called him Andreas...

the Blues 🤝 the Bruins

  disrespecting Anders

[frankiexcipriano]

Frankie had been having a great time going on dates with Allison, but there was something he couldn’t get off his mind. As the two of them sat on his couch, he nervously fiddled with his fingers, taking a deep breath before he spoke. “Can I ask you something..? You have to be completely honest with me. No lies!” Frankie took a sip of his beer before turning to face her. “If I were to ask you to date me, would you be able to wholeheartedly say yes? With absolutely zero regrets.”

@allisonv​

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

[daenerys-targaryen-moved]

I BOUGHT IT

[turtle-steverogers]

q u e s o

he’s ok

for now