Put them up on super high stilts for ten years
Move them into a house inside a whale
Steal their shadow and gain their powers
Heal them of their ailments but also steal like half their stuff
Turn them into a wax statue but they have time to strike a cool pose
Give them a horde of followers that cause problems by hyping them up too much
Cancel their dub and make it seem like they got crushed by a boat from the sky
Steal their face and do a bunch of crimes
Hypnotize them into dancing
Make a cyborg clone of them to do the bidding of our evil overlords
Kill them with a wink from a drag queen
Tell their friends you ate them