#hazel.polls

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you've been curious about results from dadan tour 1 and tour 2. here they are and they are straight up fascinating. guess who she's meeting next week

*Linlin

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DADAN TOUR PART 2

dadan tour part 1

here's the tone setting deal I'll do each round: hello. I like curly dadan. I am going to make you think about scenarios in which she meets a bunch of randoms. and then you will think about "like, what the hell would that even be like" and then you will vote in these polls. basically this is the "who's hotter" poll not at all. please bond with me over this

Dadan and Eustass Kid meet:

WHAT

Kid adopted without consent

Yelling, taunting, cussing, because- Luffy. Kid Pirates too scared to intervene

Drunk, hugs, slurring binks' sake lyrics

Other please share in comments

Voting ended onJun 25, 2025

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DADAN TOUR PART 1

hello. I like curly dadan. I am going to make you think about scenarios in which she meets a bunch of randoms. and then you will think about "like, what the hell would that even be like" and then you will vote in these polls. basically this is the "who's hotter" poll not at all

please bond with me over this

update I forgot the extra "lin" for big mom. Linlin. I was too excited

Dadan and Charlotte Lin Meet:

Besties

I don't like you. But respect

Throw down for some kind of reason ex. you tried to beat up my son Luffy

Voting ended onMay 30, 2025

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DADAN TOUR PART 3

dadan tour 1 dadan tour 2

here's the tone setting deal I'll do each round: hello. I like curly dadan. I am going to make you think about scenarios in which she meets a bunch of randoms. and then you will think about "like, what the hell would that even be like" and then you will vote in these polls. basically this is the "who's hotter" poll not at all. please bond with me over this

imagine these situations vividly

Dadan meets Law

Throws him over shoulder law never seen again, many theories about disappearance

she opens shirt "I have a tattoo right here-" law pulls hat over eyes but peeks

Thanks him for being Luffy's friend. "I'm not his friend." beats his ass

flustered as hell zero reason goes for shambles dadan immune thinks it's cute

Other

Voting ended onJul 23, 2025

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SEX & SOUNDS: LOUDEST/CAN'T QUIT

Idk. I know this makes the research murky but you can pick volume and/or frequency. Ex. Constant, nonstop noises or so loud you need to soundproof some stuff. Screaming, sobbing, grunting, whining, whimpering, laughing, groaning, moaning. I invite comments

I rotate one piece men for these damn polls can't have 20 answers all at 1.4583%

Dead silence and a few baritone moans every now and then that's what I live for I have no other purpose

who's making the most noise:

Marco

Sabo

Ace

Doflamingo

Kid

Law

Voting ended onJul 9, 2024

"sex and sounds" would be a good band name

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WHO DEALT WITH IT ONE-HANDED? SHANKS.

I love all these comments, so I've pulled them out of the notes just for you. This is Monday night gold:

#gotta be Shanks #even with 2 arms he was skilled #he could also use his teeth #used to use the phrase "i can do it with one arm tied behind my back" and ate his words #he still uses it tho to brag about that skilled mouf #im rambling

Shanks could do it with his eyes closed and I'll stand on that.

#SHANKS IS THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER #he can probably conqueres haki your bra off #man is just too powerful

#shanks definitely!!!!!!

SHANKKKSSSSSSSSS... forr sureeeee, that daddy knowssss !!!

#LMFA0000000 very deserved shanks sweep

Shanks is a smooth man who oozes charisma and the promise of either passionate heat or slutty filth...both which require a certain amount of talent. He's hand practice with both hands but losing his arm only gave him more confidence! He'd be so fuckin smug about it too. Especially when it's the first time after losing the arm. He doesn't have anything to prove because he's sure of himself regardless. But when you reach back to help him.. He makes a show of simply one hand stripping you of it in three seconds and lets you know "I DONT need your help. I can take care of you"... all in all...he's good because he's Shanks and he's a smooth son of bastard!

THE OTHER BOYS

#come on people this is for science #zoro all the way

#law would literally never be able to tbh #maybe actually later #surgeon and whatnot #buuuut shanks knows #i voted shanks bc i just know he would know #maybe also kid #but def not law

i just love the idea of zoro struggling

#law but shanks extremely close second #also consider: crocodile #the rest clumsy as hell

Kid for sure with and without his devil fruit. I think he'd be so smug about if you assume he'd struggle

#come on people this is for science #zoro all the way

#I just wanna say there's a man that out performs them all! #Silvers Rayleigh! it just hit me... #thats where Shanks got this from! #I just know he saw Rayleigh do it before and had to jet before he saw too much else...that boy strives to be cool like daddy

#law would literally never be able to tbh #maybe actually later #surgeon and whatnot #buuuut shanks knows #i voted shanks bc i just know he would know #maybe also kid #but def not law

you've been featured, but I'll strike your comments from the article if you'd like me to: @firefistussy @icy-spicy @sunshinescribes @whats-her-quirk @luvlyycy @magnoliandew @trafalgardaria @lawva-girl @nina-ya @missmugiwara

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BRA- UNCLASP, ONE-HANDED, FAST

RESULTS POST HERE.

I won't tell you why I'm thinking about this but I am

parameters: success in under five seconds. no ripping or tools. the bra has four hooks like mine (they gotta hoist and hold some big ones over here)

only op characters, maybe jjk boys will tussle in a similar poll

can unclasp a bra one-handed, fast

Sanji

Zoro

Shanks

Kid

Law

Other

Voting ended onJun 28, 2024

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How random is this poll, very

I rode a school bus all 3 years of middle school, learned about life, how to win a physical fight without being suspended (“she started it”), about social dynamics and found a new auntie in Ms. Dot who drove those 3 years

Did you ride a school bus?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 7, 2024

Any comments?