#opera jokes

[mostlyjustgoose]

things I cannot say in Italian:

hello

goodbye

thank you

where is (something)

I do not speak Italian

things I can say in Italian:

Mr/Mrs (Name), you invited me to dinner, and here I am

[opera-shitpost]

What’s more gay than a pants role?

Two pants roles.

[blizzweirdo]

I HAVE NEVER HIT RETWEET/ REBLOG ON A JOKE THIS FAST EVER.

(from ArcaneRatsel via Twitter)

[mostlyjustgoose]

[mostlyjustgoose]

I need to show all my friends the 1990 Don Giovanni directed by Franco Zeffirelli so we can start using these as reaction images every time there’s news of the Muskmelon, or Tnurp, or Boris badenov Johnson

[mostlyjustgoose]

DOCTOR KISSINGER, A CENAR TECO

M’INVITASTI, E SON VENUTO!!

[five-crows-sharing-a-laptop]

Can’t tell if this is cute or makes us look like a mime.

Or maybe the sad clown from vesti la giubba?