#opera shitposts

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Haven't posted here in a while, but just had to jump on the bandwagon while the tea is still hot.

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parsifal really is an opera that says i know how heavy it is. i know how much you tried. you tried to be good. i know. you tried for so long. and it was too heavy for you. i know. i’ll carry it for you. and i ahhhhhh

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I think this is the first time I see a meme template fit an opera so well.

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If La traviata was a German opera, Alfredo’s name would have been Heinz.

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Also belated, but here are the promised tumblr text posts ft. the three of Le Comte Ory!

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There’s a Fedora (1898) Easter egg in mod rayatii’s kitchen.

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Figaro:

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By tonight, Baron Scarpia will have been dead for 224 slutty, slutty years!!