#opera shitposts

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Haven't posted here in a while, but just had to jump on the bandwagon while the tea is still hot.

[beckmessering]

parsifal really is an opera that says i know how heavy it is. i know how much you tried. you tried to be good. i know. you tried for so long. and it was too heavy for you. i know. i’ll carry it for you. and i ahhhhhh

[eleanorskys]

I love Puccini as much as the next girl but when the Met is gearing up for their 1,360th performance of La Bohéme, don’t you think you should focus on something else?

(Just saying that the fact Fire Shut Up in My Bones only has 8 performances and Susannah only has 7 is unjust)

[opera-shitpost]

I think this is the first time I see a meme template fit an opera so well.

[opera-shitpost]

If La traviata was a German opera, Alfredo’s name would have been Heinz.

[opera-shitpost]

Also belated, but here are the promised tumblr text posts ft. the three of Le Comte Ory!

[opera-shitpost]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Figaro:

[opera-shitpost]

By tonight, Baron Scarpia will have been dead for 224 slutty, slutty years!!