#oppreda

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Ultra Magnus:if there’s anything Decepticons love more than being ruthless—

Ultra Magnus:without a doubt,its Optimus’s spike.

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question

would anyone be interested in hearing about my top op x bottom predaking oppreda fic and be able to let me know if its decent ish?

I just want to work out the kinks if its odd before I post it to ao3

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Ultra Magnus seeing Optimus walking into his room with one his hoes(he’s going to have to add another sparkling to this one mech daycare)

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Tw spanking mention

I can imagine this going down

*Prefaking misbehaving*

Ratchet: Have you tried Punished him?

Optimus to Predaking: ::I will spank you when I get home.::

*Predaking midbehaves more*

Predaking is that cat who be knocking shit over on purpose

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a crackship /crackfic idea I have /never will write since I sadly don't have the skills.

Cybertronian Wildlife Conservation: PSA-Please Stop Attendees from Falling for their Seductions!

Optimus works in Cybertronian ecological restoration. Predaking is an endangered species looking to get sparked up to aid in repopulation efforts. Since he already wanted to carry sparklings this was the perfect chance to fulfill his dream and help his brethren.

It may or may not help that he has a crush on the nerdy ecologist/biologist.

-megs thigh thirsther

You. Keep talking cause I am LISTENING

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Tfa Alien Au where the Autobots are the humans and the Decepticons are the Xenomorphs. Optimus somehow manages to fuck the queen(Megatron)and live to tell the tale.

And if its Tfp there are two queen xenomorphs(Megatron and Predaking)and Optimus too fucks them.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Happy Valentine’s day.

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How it feels when you have to describe the character that is an absolute 10/10 in your eyes as ugly for a fanfic

Also I just dropped the third chapter of Mail Order Conjunx

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