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I hate when characters have the same glasses at all ages in media like yeah I'm sure you got this pair of frames when you were 5 and they just never discontinued it and magically had it in every size your head ever was so you could have no creativity and buy the same glasses every year until you died 85 years later like I simply cannot suspend my disbelief
Patient: I just woke up and I couldn't see through my lenses!
Me: * holds glasses to light, lenses look like he was useing sandpaper to clean them.*
Me: It looks like you may have used your shirt a few times.
Patient: Absolutely not, I use the cloth you guys gave me!! *waves microfiber cloth around that is white when we give them to people but his is grey with big, sooty smears.
Me: That's a dirty cloth. I recommend useing dish soap & warm water to clean your cloth.
Patient: I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN TREATED SO POORLY! I'M NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN! YOU ARE SO RUDE AND NOT ONCE DID YOU SMILE!!!
Man with $300 RayBan Sunglasses with proprietary nosepads missing: I'm going to super glue these cheap generic nosepads on.
Father of the year award goes to this asshole who bullied his daughter into getting a frame that she didn't want for her glasses, chewed her out about not wearing her old ones, picked the glasses up without her, and then he fucking lost them and forgot that he picked them up already.
Thankfully he admitted fault, but what the fuck dude.
15 minutes before close on a Saturday.
Some Guy calls from a town at least thirty minutes away: can you stay open longer so you can fix my glasses?
Me, who has plans: We are open at 12:30-5 on Sunday.
Some guy: Nope, going out of town. So what do you say.
Me: I don't think so.
as an optician, i couldn't stop laughing at this line from stranger things.
A Dad: My son broke his glasses again. Boys will be boys! lol!
Me: Let me see if he's under warranty. What's his birthday?
A Dad: */*/1998
What I want to say: lol. He's broken them 5 times in a year. Sure sounds like a spoiled rotten, white man child that gets away with shit all the time.
A year usually: 365 days/ 12 months
Vision insurance benefits usually: 365 days/12 month cycle.
49% of the population: IT'S DEC. 30TH AND I NEED TO USE MY BENEFITS RIGHT NOW!!!!
Other 49% of the population: IT'S JAN. 1ST AND I NEED TO USE MY BENEFITS RIGHT NOW!!!!
Insurance Websites 12/30-1/2: Slow, constant crashing.
Insurance Phone Lines 12/30-1/2: 1 hr hold times.
2% of the population: Glad I have a whole year to do this at any reasonable time other than last minute or first thing.
