my mom just asked me 'when was the last time i told you that i love you?' (that's the best way i have to describe it) and i told her 'idk like ten years ago? i honestly can't remember' so now she's trying to say 'i love you' but you'd think that she's having a stroke with how much she's distorting the words and rambling about nothing at all while she wheels herself around the kitchen table this is the funniest thing that has happened all week













