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Don’t mind me, just packing to leave the country

[catchymemes]

[sarcastaland]

I treat tumblr the same way an antisocial teen treats their family. I come out for dinner and snacks, then disappear for roughly six months until I need more snacks.

[kiiingsnake]

snakes are reversed vampires

they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands

????? vampires have hands?????????

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

yeah??

[kiiingsnake]

ayo what the FUCK 

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

why wouldn't they??

[kiiingsnake]

hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

THE FUCKING MOPED???

[kiiingsnake]

THE FUCKING MOPED

[that-house]

I’M SORRY YOU WHAT

[camellianswer]

vampires: exist

op:

[that-house]

VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?

[kiiingsnake]

great job with my post guys. hit the showers

[draconym]

Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild

[draconym]

3. He's allergic to bees

[ablessingofbumbles]

It’s likely the scent! Banana scent (Isoamyl acetate) is the same scent as the aggression pheromone bees put out when they’re angry. Never eat bananas near bees! Always check your lotion, sunscreen, etc bottles for banana scent or isoamyl acetate before going near bees

[hoovse]

So you're telling me that when bees get mad they start violently smelling like bananas?

[ablessingofbumbles]

Can confirm! In (hopefully) very rare cases, a large hive full of pissed off bees smells a lot like bananas! Usually there’s not nearly enough of them for humans to be able to smell it, though.

[arra-tech]

[bunnyqueengrace]

@cyber-flow thank you for the funniest tags I've seen all day.

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[ID: a digital drawing of a bee with boxing gloves, fighting a sad and confused (and bruised) looking banana. The banana asks "why?" /end ID].

[ID: a screenshot of two tags, reading: you could say - you could say that they go bananas. /end ID].

[nat-20s]

A hateful person is a rat....a spiteful person is a shrew...an inflitrator is a mole....will Just Little Guy phobia never cease???

[nat-20s]

Look at them... They're just little guys 🥺

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Lainey Molnar

[sophiaforevs]

My favorite thing about this is that the “traditional” woman isn’t always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.

[wazzuppp10]

Just wish some of the women were plus size..

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I really love how much Lainey’s art and positivity is bringing people joy and I really hope you’re checking out her insta, it’s full of so many more

[standing-in-the-rain29]

It got better

[lemntri]

Okay I haven’t reblogged this addition

[gryffindorhealer]

These are thought-provoking posts.

[sarcastaland]

I can and will reblog this post any and every time I see it

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

aw omg would date u sound adorable

[batz]

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

[snuffles005]

have ya’ll heard about “Kinou Nani Tabeta?”

based on Yoshinaga Fumi’s manga by the same name, it’s a slice-of-life food-focused JDrama about a couple in their 40s who live together, a hairdresser by the name of Kenji Yabuki and his boyfriend Shiro Kakei who is a lawyer but also loves to cook.

it has been praised for its healthy and realistic depiction of gay domestic life, as well as what the various issues and nuances of being gay. Including:

Heteros™ that mean well

Gay Fear™

supportive straight women listening to the gays rant

well-meaning “when are you gonna get married?” parents

supportive parents!

misconceptions

especially about heteronormativity 

gay civil issues (also gay elders!!!!!!)

being out (or not) at work

trying to live your truth

and most importantly…

GAY PEOPLE BEING HAPPY

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[neverwhere]

@kinounaniresource has kindly subbed and made this lovely drama available to everyone here! :)

[everythingfox]

Best buds

(via)

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[justatechnowizard]

[chazzfox]

Oh myfdb c

[crownquill]

I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible

[kwermaid28]

Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making

[marumicore]

The transition at the end is SENDING ME

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[nardacci-does-art]

[sarcastaland]

I would like to preface this and say that my dog is horrified of my basement. He literally worries about me when I’m down there.

But tonight I was crying alone in my basement when I felt a little nudge on my leg. I looked down and there was my dog. He came to comfort me. How could I not stop crying when my little buddy faced his fear to make sure I was okay.

Now we’re laying in my bed and he’s resting on my legs. I’m truly blessed to have him. I love him so much.

[leorio-moved-deactivated2020022]

Where's that post that's like "I love your Allah hat" I'm still thinking about it

[leorio-moved-deactivated2020022]

This one

[angelswithlightsabers]

He a little confused, but he got the spirit.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bear4butch]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Placeholder moustache

[theradicalace]

[regicide1997]

Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing