#or bubble wrap

[thebanalone]

9/10 times I will refer to our customers who send us returns as "this idiot" and tbh if you were in my shoes you would too

[dwaekkiiracha]

So today was “let’s see how much Erica can hurt herself before she has a breakdown.” It actually took a lot but here’s what happened. I sliced open my pinky (which I didn’t know happened until I got water in it) and it didn’t bleed so a plus, I took a chunk out of my middle finger when it got caught between a door and trays, the giant scratch on my arm was from the bread rack that should just die already, I have the beginnings of a huge bruise on the right side of my right hand, I already have a few scars from grease popping onto my arm from the tilt skillet, and I whacked my eyebrow off a metal rack. I’m a walking disaster

[galaxy-of-great-possibilities]

guess whats in that bitch, you might get a prize if its right:)

(note; sorry that its a screenshot and not an actual picture, only way i could post it for some reason)

[lucentmoths]

today I managed to slip getting up from the bathtub

it seems like my arm may bruise and my wrist is killing me ;-;

[ramblelifeaway]

Y'all so I'm slammed my face into the corner of the dresser the other day bc I'm a fucking klutz and my head still hurts

[macaulayed]

I just want to eat mint milanos and stab things

[replaceable-liar-blog]

I am SO sick of being a fucking clutz. 

Today at work I cut my thumb, quite deep and I'm forever coming home with bruises and bumps from there. As well as being a generally hazardous person. 

The phrase being wrapped in cotton wool should apply to me.