Apr 15
wanna fuck around & get your neck snapped? 🤭
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wanna fuck around & get your neck snapped? 🤭
thinking about slowly over time being hypnotized to call you by a title, so I don't even notice how I respond to every request with "yes, master"
thinkin abt bein pinned by my hips well drunk n high bc my icky big bro wansta play wif me n make me do big kid stuff wif him
You know those tiktoks where the person getting married accidentally says the wrong name in their vows? That’s gonna be me accidentally saying jem instead of my future husbands name
I just realized I’m missing the finale because I’m leaving to camp for a month so I’m missing it by TWO DAYS since I leave on Tuesday and I have to wait TWENTY FIVE WHOLE DAYS to read it after it comes out I’m gonna cry I wish i had coins sooo bad rn
Stede: Do you see me as a father figure, Lucius?
Lucius: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.
Pete: Hey, show your father some respect.
Lucius: I didn't call him dad.
Stede: No, no. Lucius, I take it as a compliment.
Frenchie: It's not a big deal. I called Stede dad once.
Roach: Guys, jump on that. Frenchie has psycho-sexual issues.
Olu: Old news. But you calling Stede daddy.
Lucius: Hey, daddy is not on the table here.
Pete: Well, you did call him dad, babe.
Lucius: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Pete: Okay, I was lying about there being leftover food, but the daddy thing that happened.
Lucius: Ah-ha. He admitted the storyline was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Stede: I believed you-
Lucius: Thank you.
Stede: -son. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
Lucius: ….I'd like that.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM67sBA85/
Just made myself cry violently over the imagined thought that when Chan has kids he'll talk to them in the same baby voice he uses for Berry
STOPPPPPPPP i’ve seen a tiktok where it shows him talking to the kids like that too and it makes me violently emotional he’s such a DAD