#or eggs

[violet-gleam]

Ah yes, this is art

[billiethetween]

we should have listened to anon, but instead we all had to accidentally accelerate the cultural wars. rest in peace, ancient enemy. the pedants on reddit will never compare to you.

[burningfestivalpersona]

We've reached the point as a society where you can't order tofu on your fried rice without being questioned about whether you're vegan or just vegetarian because the people working at the restaurant can't conceive of the answer being neither.

Sometimes you just like tofu! Sometimes you just want your protein to be soft and crumbly! It doesn't mean you can't eat anything else on the menu!

[violetsmokesblog]

I have no idea what the fuck's going on. I'm just enjoying the ride.

Also what's in the ice block on the left, like I think it's boxing gloves in the middle ice block but I have no idea what's in the other one.

Also the ice blocks are melting. 👀

[therealvalkyrie]

what shall I have for brekky

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

wow i’ve actually been crying for 5 hours straight this might be a new personal record!

[actually-2000-mice]

For someone who was neglected as a child you'd think I'd be better at cooking real meals for myself cause I know how to but nope