#or foursome

[ancientdreams-in-a-modernland]

Favorite saying of the day.

X person has two hands.

Because true, if can't decide which to ship, do threesome.

[lazycatmeowsalot]

jean: how does one celebrate their birthday?

traveler: how do you want to celebrate it? that's the most important thing. what you want.

jean: i've always celebrated it with my mother. we just went to a simple trip to windrise.

traveler: then, how about adventuring with me today?

jean: i would very much appreciate it, traveler

also traveler: let's invite lisa, too! and diluc and kaeya, i guess and make it a double date

jean: wait, what.

(me: well, it's my headcannon that the traveler's a shipper)

[doppelbangher]

but is no one else disappointed that damon might not get to have hot sex with this doppelganger too? 

[baratheon]

my no. 1 solution to shipping problems is to just say "fuck it" and go for the threesome.

[blvckcrona]

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