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#henchbot happenings #is meme!#you shouldn't do this to anarchists without their permission #or preparation #or lube #unless...

For kaz: Hey I'm thinking of putting carpet down in my garage.

"If you do that I will literally break into your house and fill every single bottle of soap you own with oil just to watch you suffer."

#alternative threats were replacing the soap with grease #or lube #also replacing shoelaces with cooked pasta #or hiding various alarm clocks around the house and setting them to go off on minute after another starting at 3am #hdjkhfsdlhf #muse: kazuichi soda #crack #sorry this is late i forgot all about it my b #oh also hair dye in shampoo was another threat #that ones a classic lmao

the skin above my lips is so dry help what do i do

Vaseline baybeee!!!

#or lube #trade secret #lube is the best lip balm there is #ask

Harry wears that hoodie so much lately because it’s his comfort hoodie. It smells like Louis and feels like home.

#it's his comfort hoody with some extra pockets for Louis to hide stuff in for him #like his favourite mints #or little obnoxious notes #or lube #*hoodie

{ Dear God, what a sexy mess my dash is right now. I S2G I am a professional! }

#outofclowns #you all need holy water #or lube

WHAT WAS CECIL SUPPOSED TO PICK UP

#it was probably condoms #or lube #or both #wtnv #welcome to night vale #orange grove #cecilos #wtnv orange grove

i've had like 7 chances to lose my virginity, but i can never actually follow through with the sex because it hurts so much. I should stop being such a pussy bitch nigga and just take it.

#also i never have a condom #or lube #and i feel like i have poop in my butt when sex happens #do i need a douche #omfg

Male followers! What, if any, are amenities that you may need to purchase once or twice a month and you wouldn't feel comfortable asking a parent/friend/sibling to buy?

#we are not counting condoms #or lube #this is not about that #please I'm writing about a guy #I need to know #u thought u knew me

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