#or nutella

[thelastspeecher]

oh yeah, I think it was last week, I mentioned that in the Spy AU, Angie’s cover includes her being allergic to all tree nuts, not just pine nuts, bc being allergic to just pine nuts is uncommon enough that it might attract attention.  that’s how it is for all her covers.  they’re always allergic to tree nuts.

and like.  imagine that first mission.

“why does my cover say I’m allergic to tree nuts?  I’m only allergic to pine nuts”

“that’s too uncommon.”

“....you’re giving me more allergies????”

[lokisasylum]

I love how its February and coffee shops starts selling stuff like: "Valentines Capuccino" and its just a regular ass capuccino with a shitton of Nutella.

If you don't shit yourself by the end of the night, at-least you'll be high AF on both sugar AND caffeine.

[localoceanqueer]

When life feels unreal, just eat chocolate. Why? Because chocolate. CHOCOLATE! !

[ohhstuffandfluff]

Someone please come to my house and bring me French toast please and thank you

[otterish]

I just had my IUD removed (it was painfully falling out) and now my uterus is a ball of hatred and anger. I think it's cause the IUD got stuck and it hurt SO BAD when they took it out. *lays on the floor sobbing* Please someone send me some chocolate because the doctor told me that I should be having a period for at least a month...

[spyoflove]

if you finish your report in two hours i might let you have some of my pudding 'might'-Ishigami Hideki

You are bribing me with your favorite thing?? Hideki you are a great interrogator but you are terrible at negotiations :P

[android-ulcers]

I've never had a macaroon before

[rookieking]

Your starter pack is: Namjoon, Taehyung, snow, and tomb raider!

ew SOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG I DONT WANT EITHER OF THOSE DWEEBS GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ADfzXHGJGdgshdjzMHFX