Master of AUs

I'm Al. 30, geoscientist, neurodivergent, writer, and hella queer Midwesterner. I mostly talk about cartoons, but dabble in underappreciated YA lit. My gender is the void and I miss dyeing my hair. Xie/xem/xers or they/them/theirs.

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[chinesewednesday]

[luidilovins]

my couchsona

[seananmcguire]

I would buy this and cover it in weird plush and sleep on it every night.

[townfoolery]

what my brain apparently thinks will happen if i draw one of my mutuals ocs

[lukipupz]

vs what actually happens:

[thelastspeecher]

Just had to pause the episode of The Flash (2014) I was watching bc I'm CONVINCED that that were in an alleyway that was also in Smallville

[peachmoths]

May Horse

I took a lot of scenic drives this month and it made me remember how much I love the mountains and clouds

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[thelastspeecher]

Over ten years later and this bit STILL pisses me off

What do you MEAN "highest concentration of iron oxide"? Which kind of iron oxide? In what context are these iron oxides found - soil, bedrock, buildings, pollution?

Also HMM I WONDER WHY THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN IRON OXIDE ON A FUCKING METAL BOOMERANG

[dragonno1412]

Realistic hazmat suit Danny my beloved 💚

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[thelastspeecher]

My recent foray into severe weather has given me knowledge about why the whole tornado unraveling in the pilot for The Flash (2014) was wrong

Barry wouldn't have needed to run 700mph; wind speeds of 200+mph is what the strongest category of tornadoes have, and the highest confirmed wind speeds ever recorded from a tornado top out at a little over 300mph

He would've been fine going like half the speed they claimed he needed to go

[davidhudson]

Keith Haring, May 4, 1958 – February 16, 1990.

1983 photos by Bruce Osborn.

[enki2]

[not-freyja]

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

[wearewatcher]

ROLL CALL

[thelastspeecher]

I can't figure out how to share pictures on my Switch so I had to take a picture with my phone...but I'm pretty proud of my Ghoul Boys!

[tazmiilly]

the flag was adopted like. 2 years after ford isolated himself in the middle of the woods so.. i can already imagine fiddleford stopping by and seeing that when he walks in 

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal