#or witchcraft

[whostheblondegirl]

Of-fucking-course it lights up and can be suspended!

[attention-deficit-disquirrel]

I have definitive proof that Spongebob is set in the same universe as Harry Potter. And it all counts on Mr Krabs’ murderous intentions

First off, we know for a fact that Mr Krabs can deal with a body

In the episode Nasty Patty (March 1, 2002), Eugene Krabs and Spongebob Squarepants believe they have committed accidental manslaughter, after accidentally rendering a health inspector unconscious. As a result, Krabs decides to hide the body before anyone sees it, and decides to bury him in the graveyard, the most inconspicuous place for a body to be. He even calls the corpse an “it”, because he no longer sees the body as a human. Just a thing to hide

Plus, he seems to have killed multiple times, even outside his time in the army, as can be seen in the episode Squidward in Clarinetland (March 24, 2010)

This is the only contents of his locker, which krabs instantly tried to hide after it was discovered by Spongebob

How does this relate to Harry Potter you ask?

Well, as you can see here, on the Spongebob wiki, Mr Krabs has, on multiple occasions, almost been killed. In certain situations, there was very little chance of survival, but he still makes a miraculous recovery

How, you ask?

Mr Krabs used his past murders to create a horcrux. Only one, as his soul seems mostly intact. And as we know, most people turn a precious item into a horcrux, an item that they take great care in looking after. What would Krabs’s be?

[vergeofascending]

i think i've been shifting before i knew what it was. and i was so much better at it too. i think it proves 1. don't rely on anybody but yourself 2. stop looking to put a term or method to everything because language ain't shit and it isn't the center of the world ( *cough* english *cough*) and you knew what it was before you ever put a word to it

[cytharatunes]

All I want to do is be a wise old shepherd living in the mountains that does some witchcraft on the side.

[belleyspitonme]

can someone explain how w*lson’s helmet flew off like that?? bc if y’all have used helmets before y’all know how tight the button is and how you have to pull the straps apart and also punch yourself in the jaw to get it to off

[aglaecan]

actual interaction with a patron earlier:

patron: hi, uh, do you have any books about magic? me: like, doing magic tricks? patron: no..... uh.... me, helpfully: like magic, the card game? patron: uh, no, how do i explain it, uh me, grasping at straws: ....fantasy novels? patron, very quietly, helplessly: no.... me, desperately now: wicca? patron: yes! that!

[themadrebel]

Write-up suggestions temporary hold

Hello peoples! There is a surprising increase of you guys, so hi! 

So, until I get my hands on some better research material, I’m gonna hold off on taking write-up suggestions or requests. I have a few of my own I would like to do, and I also want to make sure I have more books so I can be better prepared for these curveballs you guys keep throwing (which I LOVE). My perfectionist ass won’t allow for misinformation!

But seriously, thank you all so much for liking my word drivel. I never thought they would get any attention, but I’m glad they are liked so far. I JUST WANT TO AGGRESSIVELY SPREAD LOVE AND KINDNESS TO EVERYONE. 

Please don’t be afraid to  come into my asks or my inbox! I’m happy to keep hearing suggestions, I just won’t be able to get to them at this current time!