#orangeblogging

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

William: I am sick and tired of everyone calling me "Wills" like why can't you just say William it's really not that hard. I mean -

De Witt: Wills!

William: It's William, if you please.

Bentinck: Wills!

William: WILLIAM, HANS, WILLIAM!!

Keppel: Wills.

William: Arnold. What did I just say?

Bidloo: Wills-

William: STOP IT!!!

*Mary walks in*

Mary: Wills?

William: Yes love! What do you want?

[statuamsalis]

hi, kids!

thank Algorithm this site doesn’t “optimize your browsing experience by prioritizing posts we think you’ll like” because me disappearing for three weeks would hardly win me any #qualitycontent points. 

that being said, school is Intense and takes up more time and bandwidth than even I expected, but I do like it down here, generally, and hope y’all’ve been doing well in your respective Outernet corners. i hope to force some breathing room into my lyfe as the weeks wind on, which means you’ll get to come across more whatever-the-fucks from me over here. 

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

We're all acting as if I would not be imprisoned during the Glorious Revolution if I happened to be in England circa 1688-1689.

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

William III's Search History be like:

Why is everything and everyone so massively bigger than me?

How to make my in-laws actually appreciate my presence

How to make England actually appreciate my presence

Where to find the best war materials

Whereabouts is Glencoe Google Maps

Why is my wife's family so Catholic?

How to make my sister-in-law less annoying

Who the fuck does my sister-in-law think she is naming me after shitty Shakespeare villains i.e Caliban?

What on dear Lords earth is a 'Dutch Abortion'?

Why are half my staff still in contact with a dude I literally got rid of?

Is it normal to depose your father-in-law who's also your uncle YES OR NO?

Is it normal to hate your wife's family with a burning passion YES OR NO?

How to destroy France

How to destroy Louis XIV

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Every person with a crush on a specific historical figure needs their mutual with a crush on their enemy.

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Gang it's National Orange Month!

It's National Orange Month because I remember Radegonde telling me that all these events happened on November 4th according to the Julian calendar and November 14th in the Gregorian calendar so we just made it National Orange Month.

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Same Picture

Same Scenario

Argue with the wall.

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

I feel like I didn't give anyone a fair chance with this ask so here it is again (I forgot to change it to week):

Mutuals, may we have National Orange Month since our beloved Orange's celebrations are on different days depending on what calendar is being used?? 🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡

FUCK YES 🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊

FUCK NO

Voting ended onNov 12, 2024