#orchid linal

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Orchid: I know Santa isn't real.

Louis: oh?

Orchid: yeah. During Operation Queenslayer, Commander Silva pretended to be Santa and got stabbed at least twice.

Jack: you... The number isn't wrong.

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Orchid: Dropping a new tier list.

Mia: This is just two rows.

Yakumo: yeah. Why is the "S" rank only filled with pictures of Lou?

Orchid, blushing: well you see...

Jack: and why is the only thing in the "Absolute Trash" a picture of Mido with a comical mustache?

Yakumo: all is forgiven

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Yakumo: *rolls an apple towards Orchid.*

Orchid: Um... What is this about?

Yakumo: You know what they say. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Orchid: :(

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Orchid: I worked with Dr. Mido during operation Queenslayer. He was a bit eccentric but I respected him highly.

Yakumo: Juzo Mido?

Orchid: yes?

Yakumo: Juzo "Experimented on helpless orphans" Mido?

Orchid: What?

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Orchid: Dr. Mido...

Mido: yes Dr. Linal?

Orchid: are you sure we have permission to do this?

Mido: of course.

Orchid: then why did you knock out the guards?

Mido: ...

Orchid: ...

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Jack: what do you have there?

Orchid, not looking up: a modified 50. Cal. Sniper Rifle.

Jack: what?

Orchid moving to the side: I said a...

Jack: i know what you said but... Why?

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Louis: you need to take better care of your health.

Orchid: take your own advice.

Louis: Absolutely not.

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Jack, leaning over Orchid's shoulder: what do you have there?

Orchid, who was a botanist while human: Glad you asked! I've been compiling information on the Thorns of Judgment and writing theories on how they work!! My current theory is...

Yakumo, quietly to Jack: Look what you've done.

5 hours later

Louis: ...agree but Don't you think that...

Orchid: yes but plants need nut...

Coco, to Jack: You. You have done this to us.