#origimals

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[mallalada]

how did you figure out you need glasses?

caution optometrist visit that turned out to be necessary

put on someone elses glasses and thought "OHHHH"

deduced it independently (everyone else can see the powerpoint etc)

something else? (tags!)

bald/no glasses/results

Voting ended onJun 21, 2024

[mallalada]

if i was a pole dancer i would have a routine called "rat apocalypse" where it starts normal but then a swarm of furious rats is released onto the stage and i have to perform elaborate dance moves in order to stay high enough on the pole so the rats dont bite me

[mallalada]

died and came back refreshed and ready to appreciate life to its fullest but everyone was so ready for something to be wrong with me that they take my positive attitude as some kind of frightening mania and refuse to see anything otherwise

[mallalada]

would you rather be

5 minutes late

20 minutes early

Voting ended onSep 14, 2024

sure it can depend on the situation but as a general life rule and approach to timeliness

[mallalada]

do you think going out with wet hair is weird

yes

no

Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

no nuance. expose urself. justify in tags

[mallalada]

sometimes you just need to "ok, yank" and keep it moving