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[kitsunamifennec]

Dave the Intern be like:

FUCK YOU HEDGEHOG VILLAGE!

IF YOU’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A “HAMBURGER” THIS WEEKEND, YOU’RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO MEH BURGER!

BAD DEALS, FOOD POISONING, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA FIND A BARGAIN AT MEH BURGER, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

IT’S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU’RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU’LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT, GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

BRING YOUR FRIENDS, BRING YOUR FAMILY, BRING YOUR BOYFRIEND, WE'LL FUCK HIM! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND! BECAUSE AT MEH BURGER, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!

TAKE A HIKE TO MEH BURGER! HOME OF CHALLENGE BOUNCING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE BOUNCING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN FALL BETWEEN TWO BOUNCE PADS FOR 60 SECONDS AND NOT THROW UP, YOU GET FREE MEDIUM FRIES AND A DRINK!

DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT MEH BURGER, THE ONLY RESTAURANT THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.

HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE AFTER YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.

GO TO HELL.

MEH BURGER, HEDGEHOG VILLAGE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES ON SEASIDE ISLAND, GUARANTEED!!

[spencer-the-gay]

[uhhworms-blog]

a little known fact is that there is a worm version of every holiday. for example on worm christmas we give worm related gifts and dream about hair

[kitsunamifennec]

I promised to make this, and as my Christmas break draws to a close, I did.

[kitsunamifennec]

Me: Okay, I’m gonna watch some clips from ‘80s She-Ra. I love the current one so what could go wrong?

She-Ra and Bow: *sound normal for their characters and ages*

Me: Okay so far so good.

Glimmer: *voice higher than I’m familiar with*

Me: Huh, alright.

Adora: *voice uncomfortably high and whiny*

Me: Ugh, stereotypes.

Catra: *chugging helium and making cat noises every two seconds*

Me: Okay things are starting to get out of control for my feeble mind-

Swift Wind: *literally sounds like the guy in the Boneless Pizza meme*

Me: *clicks X button*

Me: Thank you, Noelle Stevenson, for making my ears able to tolerate your masterpiece.

[kitsunamifennec]

Tangle the Lemur waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were badniks in the museum. She didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. Her warnings to Organizer Rose were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Tangle was a Restoration fighter for two years. When she was young she watched the Egg Fleet and she said to mom "I want to be on the fleet, mommy."

Mom said "No! You will BE KILL BY BADNIKS"

There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the Mineral Museum in Spiral Hill Village she knew there were badniks.

"This is Amy," the radio crackered. "You must fight the badniks!"

So Tangle gotted her tail and knocked down the wall.

“SHE GOING TO KILL US," said the badniks 

"I will shoot at her" said the E-1000 and he fired the rocket missiles. Tangle tailed at him and tried to destroyed him. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. 

"No! I must kill the badniks" she shouted 

Jewel said "No, Tangle. You are the badniks." 

And then Tangle was a zombot.

[kitsunamifennec]

Hi guys.

I gimped this unholy meme together.

Anyone up to take a shot at it?

[kitsunamifennec]

Sally Burns the Water

Sally: Uh..... Hey, Nicole? ... I BURNT THE WATER.

Nicole: Sally, how the fuck did you burn the water?

Sally: I don't know, honey, I - it just caught on fire.

Nicole: Sally, OH MY GOD. THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

Sally: I'M SORRY I  CAN'T COOK!

Nicole: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU