*overheard by their parents*
Jai: would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Colin: No.
Jon: Nope.
Damian: Absolutely not.
*laughs from all four of them*
Jon: I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.
Jai: *snorting* “I hope it sucks”???
Colin: What the fuck?? I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Damian: I hope you reach out so I can ignore you.
*huge laughter from them*
Jon: I can’t wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could change the outcome.
*roars of laughter, their parents look concerned*










