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Reddie #341

Richie: What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon is a great question, probably the best question ever asked.

Stan: He’ll explode and die since there’s no oxygen on the moon.

Eddie: We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster.

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Katharine:Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Mirabella:You mean cards.

Katharine:No, I do not.

[ssnniixx]

Josie: The food is too hot, i can’t eat it.

Penelope: Well, you’re too hot and i still eat you.

Hope:

MG:

Lizzie: [slams knife and fork down] ONE DINNER!! I. JUST. WANTED. ONE. DINNER.

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John: [hugs Sherlock] Sherlock: What is this? John: Affection. Sherlock: Disgusting. Sherlock: *blushes* Continue

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taehyung: we should domesticate seals

hoseok: u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

taehyung: that’s the world i want to live in

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Reddie #227

Richie: I’m 80% water, 20% pizza and 100% swag.

Eddie: That’s 200%.

Richie: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

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Reddie #214

Eddie: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I am losing.

Richie: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Reddie #226

Richie: I’m attracted to you.

Eddie: My foot is attracted to your ass.