Uqluiorra: We need to break up, but here's a puppy.
Orihime: Aww! Wait, what?
Ulquiorra: He's a puppy. It's over between us. And he's cute.
Orihime: Do you think I don't hear the bad part of these sentences?
Ulquiorra: His name is Martin. I need my keys back. And he's a puppy.










