#oristion

[by-ag-mn]

[cyborgamazon]

Welcome To Another Episode Of “Idea For A Fic That I’m Never Going To Write So I’m Inflicting It On All Of You Because Of Reasons”...

Orisa takes Bastion to a zoo in Numbani.

Just imagine two heavily armed combat robots running around a zoo, giggling gleefully, cooing over the animals and gently petting the goats in the petting section, oblivious to the flabbergasted and concerned looks of bystanders.

Bastion gets to the aviary and just KLONK sits down to gaze at all the pretty birds and orisa almost has to drag him away to see the rest of the animals.

Imagine you’re a bored ticket attendant person at the zoo gates and it’s a slow day and suddenly you hear

*KLONK KLONK KLONK KLONK*

and then there are two enormous omnics in front of your booth and you’re pretty sure one of them is an actual superhero built to protect your city and the other one is a dangerous war robot and werent they all destroyed years ago?

but one of them is handing you money and asking for tickets so you better just do your thing and then they’re through the gate and you’re left there with a handful of bills wondering if that really happened

[nitewrighter]

Oristion headcanon?

Not really my ship, but I like robots so I’ll take a crack at it!

>Orisa did have some concerns when they first met because all record of Bastion units in her databases registered them as mindless, hostile, and subject to termination for the safety of the public. Bastion units have only ever been produced by hostile omniums or cobbled together by Null Sector, so it’s very unusual to see a Bastion unit that isn’t just a gun with legs. Because of Bastion, Orisa’s adjusted her programming so that there’s an extra few milliseconds of monitoring behavior before she draws her weapon on a perceived hostile, and she’s more likely to use the shield and/or graviton charger first.

>Both Bastion and Orisa follow Zenyatta around and take him very seriously and listen very intently when he has something to say. 

>Efi has offered multiple times to install a language box for Bastion so it can communicate through more than just beeps and whistles and some crackling omnic binary, but Bastion’s refused. It’s important to Bastion to remain a Bastion unit--including all the limitations of a Bastion unit, so Efi mostly helps maintain its systems alongside Torbjörn. Orisa can speak in Omnic binary and will sometimes act as Bastion’s interpreter because she has a more human-oriented interface. 

>Ganymede likes to perch on Orisa’s horns.

>They both like hanging out in the Watchpoint garden. Neither can eat but Bastion likes making things grow. Orisa knows she can thunder around and treads very gingerly when she sees Bastion planting things.

>They’ve both ‘drawn’ each other--but their drawings are just essentially cross-hatched prints of their visual record of each other. Orisa’s is a lot clearer than Bastion’s, but Efi has both up on her fridge.

[dressiestsphinx]

That moment when you’re about to die to Mei and your bae saves your life by killing the demon. That’s true love right there.

[roodle-things]

Orisa x Bastion aesthetic for anon, I hope you like it!!

[More Overwatch Ships]

[riflesniper-a]

[zenyatta voice] gays

[thebigpapilio]

AU IDEAS: OVERWATCH EDITION!

These are free for the taking, my fellow writers!

Multi/Any Ship:

Roleswap (ex. Gamer!Lucio & DJ!Hana) AU

Miraculous Ladybug AU 

D&D AU

Personality Split AU (Split a character into two versions of themselves, based on their personality)

Ex. Roadhog is split into “Ata Noho” (Quiet!Roadhog) and “Te Toto” (Murderous!Roadhog)

Good and Evil Split also works.

Superhero/Superheroine AU 

Yes, I know about Moraggian. I don’t think I spelled their name right, but I do know about their AU. DO NOT ASK ME IF I DO.

Pokemon Rivals AU

Pantheon AU (Gods and Goddesses)

Zootopia AU

Usually Judy x Nick

Anahardt:

Baker AU

Doctor-Patient AU 

Maybe “continuous self-injury to see Doctor again AU”

Balderich’s Return AU 

ALL OF REINHARDT’S FRIENDS ARE JERKS

Oristion:

Flower Shop AU

Therapist-Veteran AU

Pet Store AU

“efi’s parents are dead and I am supposed to be their next guardian bastion what do i do” AU

Genyatta:

Arcade AU

Aladdin AU 

Nomad!Genji and Ifrit!Zenyatta!

Human Turned Cyborg!Zenyatta and Monk!Genji AU 

Maybe Hanzo!Mondatta & Mondatta!Hanzo

Beach AU 

Zen thrown into water by Omnic racists, lifeguard Genji rescues him

Bunnyribbit:

Racing/Roller Derby/etc. AU

Sonic AU

Sonic Forces AU?

Junker AU

20s/Jazz AU

Roadrat:

“How is my chemistry professor younger than me” AU

Spies Disguised As Janitors AU

“Jamison, I Am Your Father.” AU 

Maybe literal Star Wars AU?

Calvin & Hobbes AU

Up AU

Shrek AU 

Bonus For Shrek!Jamison instead of Fiona!Jamison

Pharmercy:

Circus Daredevil and Doctor AU

Astronaut AU

Valkyrie AU

Something with the older Mercy design AU

Zarmei:

Kung Fu versus Weightlifting AU

Physical Therapy AU

Firefighter/Rescuer AU

Yeti Hunter x Yeti (?) AU

Beauty & The Beast AU (Bonus For Beast!Mei)

Tarzan AU

Reaper76:

Skeleton War AU

Cybernetics AU (Cyborg:76)

Past & Future AU (Warning From Reaper & 76 AU?)

SpongeBob AU

Matador AU

Widowtracer/Widowtracily:

Inside Out AU

Acrobat/Gymnast/Dancer AU

"something weird happened with the Accelerator and my ancestors came to this part in the timeline. get winston now.” AU

Gerard Returns AU 

REINHARDT, I AM SO SORRY. GERARD & BALDERICH, WHY?

Symbra: 

Model AU

CEO/Secretary AU

Librarian Volunteer/College Student AU

[spicedrobot]

Oristion, human AU, from the ask name.

They never speak out loud, but Orisa prefers their quiet conversations. Life in Numbani had been a loud, boisterous time, the sights and sounds exhilarating but at times overwhelming.

She finds Bastion overlooking the cliffs on the watchpoint. They track the tendrils of the sun’s dying light that paints the horizon hazy yellows and pinks. The waves crash far below them, a constant, comforting sound.

They turn when she approaches, their neutral expression brightening as she sits next to them.

“It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” She signs. Ganymede returns to Bastion as she always does, settling on their shoulder as they respond.

“It is. I never got to see sights like this when I was younger.” Bastion signs.

Orisa takes them in one detail at a time. Pale blond hair, like it was baked in the sun, their eye bright blue like the sky, the other scarred and lost to the war that still wakes them with nightmares. Olive skin lined with ancient injuries, one arm synthetic, weaponized long ago. They’ve started lining its divots with wildflowers when they have the time, covering old pains.

“Neither did I.”

Bastion smiles, whistles a few notes that Ganymede repeats, bumping their cheek before taking off again.

A weight settles on Orisa’s hand, and the comforting shadow of the other falls over her like a blanket.

“I never got to do this either,” they smile mischievously as they kiss her, earning a small squeal.

“Trickster,” she mumbles against scarred lips, pushing them into the flowing grass and stealing a few kisses of her own.